1. Everyone one of your friends have @ in their names
2. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem
3. Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.
4. You laugh at people with 2400 modems
5. You start tilting your head to smile
6. Your phone bill comes to your house in a box
7. You find your self typing com after every period
8. You start introducing your self as '[email protected]'