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RayFinkel where are you? Pick on Ray Thread



The lobby is quiet with out you bud. Want me to send you a case of beer?.

Lets pick on Ray guys. Here is mine.

A completely inebriated man (Ray) was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said Rayfinkel "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Ray asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, Ray said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."


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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A police officer pulls Rayfinkel who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this Breathalyzer tube.

"Rayfinkel says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."


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You are all very mean, pricks!

I had a serious and life threatening problem today......ALL THE DAMN BEER STORES WERE CLOSED!

First they crucified Jesus, now this happens.


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Do not know you Rayfinkel just going with the flow, hope you don't mind.

Rayfinkel was too drunk to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked.

"My wife." said Rayfinkel.


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Stop picking on Ray! Come over to my place Ray, I have 24 coors in the fridge, a pail of pop-corn, and a box of 2 ply soft scented Kleneex.