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exactly how sick am I?

olayda

New member
OK. I`m writing this from a small town in Mexico. Day 3 of a 7 day bike trip. Today I crashed my bike into the side of a hill and broke 3 bones in my foot. Yes, I feel like an asshole but my major concern is that I probably can,t see an SP for about 6 weeks.

That`s just not normal. How sick am I? I`m serious. Anyone relate?
 
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Senor Gomes

Guest
:lol: That was the first thing that came to my mind when I broke my ribs last year. Yes you are sick and why we are here.
 
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Beenthere123

Guest
Buddy you are sick just by logging on during your vacation, my type of friend :mrgreen:
 

Raiden

Reviewer
This coming from a guy that we had to pry out of retirement!

No need to fear you sicko , you can still hobby, just lie down for cowgirl, BBBJ, let her stand infront of you while you are sitting up in the bed for daty. You get to squeeze the ladies soft round ass as you lick away and throw in the odd digit for good measures. You can still even spin her around, let her bend over and dive right in tongue first!

JUST DO IT!

You can practice now with some hot little mexicasa mama, and probably cheaper than here. What are you waiting for Olayda, pick up that phone and make that call!:twisted: You only broke a foot man, the little guy should still rise for the occasion!
 

clintE

Senior Member
Rayden is right Olayda just call Rebbecca again and she will do all the work have fun on your vacations and don't break a leg.
 

Knight Rider

New member
Today I crashed my bike into the side of a hill and broke 3 bones in my foot. Yes, I feel like an asshole but my major concern is that I probably can,t see an SP for about 6 weeks.

That`s just not normal. How sick am I? I`m serious. Anyone relate?
I've been there, my friend. I hope your recovery goes smoothly.

KR
 

Massimo

New member
I think you are very sick olayda. lol posting on escort review board with broken leg from small town in Mexico. It doesnt sound like sane human :lol:
 

olayda

New member
No need to fear you sicko , you can still hobby, just lie down for cowgirl, BBBJ, let her stand infront of you while you are sitting up in the bed for daty. You get to squeeze the ladies soft round ass as you lick away and throw in the odd digit for good measures. You can still even spin her around, let her bend over and dive right in tongue first!

Rayden, sounds like you wish you had a cast.
BT, the fact that I`m posting is by definition sick
4X, thanks for the offer but I can do my own hobbying

If you were an SP how sad would it be if a client knocked on your door with crutches? C`mon boys.
 
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iceman_dci

Guest
You sick perverted fuck you! :lol: You are in the same league as I am with my busted up ribs and still going ahead with my appointment with Rebecca...sick fuck you hehehehehe.

Rayden is right, sit back and enjoy the Mamasitas out ther, 20 bux will get you poon 4x's a day (not our 4x's) all week!!

I busted up my knee on the ride to conquer cancer last year and still rode 175km on it, and my tent partner and I still fucked (hahaha, her bf never knew a thing..lol) CG of course, she's tiny and her head never touched the top of the tent.

Fuck the injury, there's always CG and BBBJ's to be had!!
 
Not to worry, the one and only qualification of being a member of any review board is that you are "sick". You therefore are a true and blue member of this board!
 

Smooth

New member
I can't relate as I have never broken a bone since I began hobbying. Although I agree with most that you are a sick individual!:razz:
 
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Cycleguy007

Guest
OK. I`m writing this from a small town in Mexico. Day 3 of a 7 day bike trip. Today I crashed my bike into the side of a hill and broke 3 bones in my foot. Yes, I feel like an asshole but my major concern is that I probably can,t see an SP for about 6 weeks.

That`s just not normal. How sick am I? I`m serious. Anyone relate?
1. Lucky bastid... I'm jonesing BT for a nice ride outside... :cry:
2. Dude, sorry bout your luck... How's your bike? :lol:
3. Why can't you fuck when you have a busted foot????? :?:
 

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