smylee52 said:You know you have been hobbying to much when
Wife asks “ Where can I find unconditional love ?”
You – Financial District , Rogers Centre . Entertainment District. , Mid town .
GDLLover said:...When you have seen all the popular ladies so you start expanding your SP search to the more obscure listings. You go to one of these sessions and find out its your kid sister behind the door. OMG!
Watch out, wicked sense of humour has kicked in today.
smylee52 said:You know you hobby too much when :
Wife - Honey the bank just called and we've been robbed . Some prick drained off all our cash at $250 a pop every second day for a month . It's OK though they have his picture and we just need to go down and identify the knuckle dragging bastard .
smylee52 said:You know you are hobbying too much when :
1. Wife -How was that ?
You - 3rd best I have had this week .
2. Wife =Pharmacy called to say your Cialis is in . I laughed and told them must have wrong guy becasue we rarely have sex anymore . The phamacist hung up rather quickly . Very rude .
3. Wife -Honey just got the Air Miles statement and there must be a mistake because we have these Air Miles from a pharmacy we don't even use . I don't know what this guy is ordereing but it comes in 20 mg pills and he uses a lot . I hope he doesn't have a serious problem .
4. Honey I found this cell phone under the front seat of your car . Did you loan your car to someone recently? I know I shouldn't pry but you shold see the funny names in here , Raven , Vixen , Sassy , Dream . Strange No ?
5. Wife - As you are merrilly bumping uglies in Mish says " I love fucking you " .
You - Eyes closed in a nice rhythm - " Sure , sure , how many guys have you told that to today " . You pause and suddenly you really don't want to open your eyes .