...When I setup the spare bedroom for my fav. SP so I don't have to waste time going to the incall. Wait a second here, this is strangly similar to having 2 SOs. Scratch that, even this is too scary for us mere mortals.
...When I propose to my fav. SP. Funny thing is she says, "you can't afford me, I'm much too expensive!"
You - Honey we haven’t made love in a month have we .
Wife - No . You seem to have lost interest .
You – I left 6 condoms in my nightstand table and they are gone . .
Wife – Like I said , YOU seem to have lost interest .
Wife – I have a confession to make .
You – Don’t tell me you cheated on your diet .
Wife – No . You have ignored me for so long I gave up and had sex with
the priest in the back seat of your SUV.
You . How fucking could you.
Wife – I’m sorry .
You - How fucking could you .
Wife – I’m sorry it just happened.
You - Did you at least use a condom.
Wife – Of course ,
You . Thank God . What a relief .
Wife – Are you worried about me getting pregnant ,
You – No I just paid $200 to have the car detailed , Didn’t you notice the nice fresh smell ?
...When you see your fav. SP and ask for something really different, she offers the extreme. She starts yelling at you for being such a good for nothing lazy slob, no sex for you. Now thats taking wife role play too far.