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JackassJack

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Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 558
Smylee buddy! You are fucking genius!!!! :lol::lol: I peed in my pants after reading your posts!
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When you go out of country on and extended vacation and your fav. SP must declare bankruptcy.
 

JackassJack

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Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 558
When you start chewing gum, using mouth wash, shaving your ass everytime before you fuck your GF
 

JackassJack

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Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 558
when you start trying to cut a deal with your SO " This is my 4th visit this week can you give me some discount? "
 

JackassJack

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Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 558
When you ask your GF " am i the last client for today? " or " How many client you have seen today? "
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
I know I was hobbying too much when ;

I got carried away in the throes of passion and blurted out “ you love Smylee’s big cock don’t you baby “ .
. Now she justs ignores me and gits it done but the first time I said it she did inquire ;

“ Who is this smiley character and where is this big cock you were talking about ?”
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When every appointment you book is now either a 3 hr session or a duo.

...When you replace tick-tacks with viagra.
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
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Wife – Feel like getting lucky .?

You – Sorry babe I don’t have another shot left in me today . Now picture a dear in the headlights and that freight training is coming fast .
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When I setup the spare bedroom for my fav. SP so I don't have to waste time going to the incall. Wait a second here, this is strangly similar to having 2 SOs. Scratch that, even this is too scary for us mere mortals.

...When I propose to my fav. SP. :eek: Funny thing is she says, "you can't afford me, I'm much too expensive!"
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
I know I have been hobbying too much when ;

You - Honey we haven’t made love in a month have we .
Wife - No . You seem to have lost interest .
You – I left 6 condoms in my nightstand table and they are gone . .
Wife – Like I said , YOU seem to have lost interest .
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When you bring take-out food with you to the incall. Your SP says, "what that again, we just had that last night."
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
I know I have been hobbying too much when ;

Wife – I have a confession to make .
You – Don’t tell me you cheated on your diet .
Wife – No . You have ignored me for so long I gave up and had sex with
the priest in the back seat of your SUV.
You . How fucking could you.
Wife – I’m sorry .
You - How fucking could you .
Wife – I’m sorry it just happened.
You - Did you at least use a condom.
Wife – Of course ,
You . Thank God . What a relief .
Wife – Are you worried about me getting pregnant ,
You – No I just paid $200 to have the car detailed , Didn’t you notice the nice fresh smell ?
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When
- my ATFs become my PFs (past favs.) and
- my TDLs become my ATFs and
- my NDL (never do list) become my TDLs
 
H

HOF

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Mxs said:
...When somebody posts 'Montreal Wins' and you are expecting a detailed listing of why Montreal Escorts beat out Toronto's.

And I watched the game!

OK, That is funny!
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
You know you have been hobbying to much when :

You - Do you mind if I use my own condoms .
Wife - You are an idiot..
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When
you ask - can you give me a BBBJ
wife says - ???
you ask - how about some RCG
wife says - ???
you ask - ready for some GRK
wife says - ???

you say - never mind, i'll be back in a couple hours.
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
You know you have been hobbying to much when

Wife asks “ How come when you tell people my age you always add 4 years ?”
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
...When you see your fav. SP and ask for something really different, she offers the extreme. She starts yelling at you for being such a good for nothing lazy slob, no sex for you. Now thats taking wife role play too far.
 
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