You just give your girlfriend her first rimming and she announces that that was her first time to which you reply . " Really? The cute little Asians do that for me all the time " .
smylee52 said:You new girlfriend asks " how come every time we make love it takes exactly 30 minutes and I always have to get up and let you back in the apartment "?
smylee52 said:This one is my favourite. I get a visual of Charlie Sheen with an embarassed look on his face as his wife ( played by Jenny MCarthy ) opens the door for the third night this week with a , give me a fucking break look on her face , Cracks me up ,
GDLLover said:Ok Smylee its you vs. me in a duel.
...When you go to your fav's condo and the concierge gives you a personalized mug with your favorite cup of java.
...When your fav. has your towels monogrammed.