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GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
....When you have seen all the ladies advertised so you consider a TOFTT with the SO.
 

Raiden

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Joined Nov 6, 2009
Messages 6,565
GDLLover said:
....When you have seen all the ladies advertised so you consider a TOFTT with the SO.

This one is so true, I can't count how many times I purposely waited for my SO to fall asleep before going to bed so that I can save my ammunition for the next day or just unloaded the ammo a few hours earlier.
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
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You show up to pick up a civilian on a first date and ask her for a towel and where is the shower.

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JDHomersimpson

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Joined Mar 12, 2010
Messages 229
GenevieveLajoie said:
Heh heh. I do that too. And I always wonder if other SPs also peg me as one when they see me in the wild.

A spin of the game from the SP perspective: You know you've been SPing for too long when... while having "civilian" sex, you keep positioning yourself to give the best visuals to your partner.


LOL - that's when it's time to step up into the porn industry...aren't those are called POV shots. :lol:

to answer the first question - when you spend most of your "surfing" time, reading the community about SP's and trying to plan a work schedule around seeing them sometime based on the review you just read. :lol:
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
Civilian tells you she doesn't kiss on the first date and you ask if Bare Back Blowjob is still a possibility .
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
When having sex with a civiian and you nudge up against her butthole with your baloney pony , she moves away and says "i don't do that " and your reply is " not even for a big tip " .
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
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You kiss your civilian date goodnight , tell her you had a nice time and put a $20 in her hand .
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
You drop off your civilian date and as she is getting out of the car she asks when she can see you again and you reply " no promises I have a long TDL " .
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
Discussing where to go for your first dinner and she asks what kind of menu you like and you answer " open minded" .
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
You go to a civilians house for the first time for dinner.

She asks what do you like. You say you can't decide between GFE or PSE.
 

SillyGirl

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Joined Apr 7, 2017
Messages 7,250
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys are killing me in this thread!

 
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Beenthere123

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Smylee and GDL you have me in the floor :lol::lol: , Its a perogative that you are both at the party. Bring in 4x, Olayda, Dap, Rayden, Iceman, Demien and the rest of the gang.... Man laughter for free for the SP.
 

smylee52

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Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 558
You new girlfriend asks " how come every time we make love it takes exactly 30 minutes and I always have to get up and let you back in the apartment "?
 
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