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This is hilarious! You're looking at it as a customer, but I'm looking at it as a dancer (former). I haven't set foot in a club in at least a couple years now. Kinda wanna go back as a customer now to see it from the other side.
1. Always an embarrassment to watch. The ladies that did/do this look like sad little vultures. I realize we were supposed to be hustlers but damn girls, that scares some customers right out the door the second they walk in. For real. I saw that happen. Numerous times. Those poor guys looked like deer caught in headlights. All they wanted was a beer and to maybe touch some boobs. It got so bad at one bar I worked at, they instated a rule that said no approaching customers until they had a drink in their hand.
2. To the guys that do this – stop it. Just tell us. If she's a grown ass woman, she can handle your rejection. If she can't, well she shouldn't be there in the first place, rejection is part of the job. Ok, fine, maybe don't stop this completely because I get that it's impossible to tell which of us can and cannot handle rejection from a complete stranger after only a couple minutes. But for those of us that can handle it, you’ll know us as soon as you utter that lame excuse, because we’ll be the ones that roll our eyes at you and then go tell the other ladies. We might even send everyone else over to you on purpose to see if at least one of us can get you to bite. See, we can play games too.
3. Stop this. For real. I have no doubt there’s a picture of my naked ass floating around an office somewhere. If we catch you doing this, screw security, we’re not afraid to kick that expensive phone out of your hand and send it sailing across the floor, breaking it. I’ve done it. I’d do it again.
4. Yes, we will do this. And enjoy it. You're welcome! I’ve tied people up with their own ties. Once, after a VIP booth with a group, I sent a guy home without a dress shirt under his suit jacket. I don’t even know where the shirt went! I once came home with a random bowtie in my purse. I’ve had my undies stolen. And bought. Same goes for pussy towels. Good times.
5. I thought that many times. Half the time I was like, who pays for this ridiculousness and why?! Then the guy who’s in charge of the champagne room pulls out a company card and I’m like, oh yes, I forgot, this is a business meeting. As you were, ladies.
6. Every club has them. Funny thing is, those ladies were usually the best hustlers and killed it! After all, we eat with our eyes first, do we not? (Not meant as a pun!) And, since guys on the floor see her constantly going to the back with different customers, you guys assume it’s an amazing time back there with her, and voila, her empire is growing. Playin’ you like a fiddle, gentlemen. LOL
7. Ah yes, I’m familiar with this girl. And I can picture her. No rhythm. Bad music. Not attractive. Not even a good personality. She may be friends with hot girl above and also have great hustling skills. While you guys are sitting at your table wondering why this girl is on stage, us ladies are standing to the side wondering why management let her stay.
8. Men are such children. But, hey, the ladies’ gotta make money, so the joke’s on you fools, because if she’s making money, she’s going to keep coming into work every night.
9. Did the stand-behind-him-at-the-ATM many times. It was a proud moment for us because it meant we hustled well. It’s also a tense moment because we’d think, is this the time the machine is going to fail? Does he actually have money in his account? Will he take out extra and tip me? It was a whole ball game of emotions standing by that finicky ATM. I’m sure it was just as wonderful a moment for you guys. Maybe not…
10. Who doesn’t comment on the price of alcohol?! It’s obnoxious. This is why we want you guys to buy drinks for us. No self-assured successful stripper is buying her own drinks. No way.
11. I had people kicked out. I watched other dancers get people kicked out. There’s always that one guy that just can’t control himself, or his alcohol, and falls over a table or gets a bit to handsy.
12. You know it was a great night when you’re drunk, broke, and the strippers are sneaking out the back door ninja-style with a purse full of your money and their hoodies over their head so you don’t see them. Thank you, come again! :biggrin2::biggrin2:
1. Always an embarrassment to watch. The ladies that did/do this look like sad little vultures. I realize we were supposed to be hustlers but damn girls, that scares some customers right out the door the second they walk in. For real. I saw that happen. Numerous times. Those poor guys looked like deer caught in headlights. All they wanted was a beer and to maybe touch some boobs. It got so bad at one bar I worked at, they instated a rule that said no approaching customers until they had a drink in their hand.
2. To the guys that do this – stop it. Just tell us. If she's a grown ass woman, she can handle your rejection. If she can't, well she shouldn't be there in the first place, rejection is part of the job. Ok, fine, maybe don't stop this completely because I get that it's impossible to tell which of us can and cannot handle rejection from a complete stranger after only a couple minutes. But for those of us that can handle it, you’ll know us as soon as you utter that lame excuse, because we’ll be the ones that roll our eyes at you and then go tell the other ladies. We might even send everyone else over to you on purpose to see if at least one of us can get you to bite. See, we can play games too.
3. Stop this. For real. I have no doubt there’s a picture of my naked ass floating around an office somewhere. If we catch you doing this, screw security, we’re not afraid to kick that expensive phone out of your hand and send it sailing across the floor, breaking it. I’ve done it. I’d do it again.
4. Yes, we will do this. And enjoy it. You're welcome! I’ve tied people up with their own ties. Once, after a VIP booth with a group, I sent a guy home without a dress shirt under his suit jacket. I don’t even know where the shirt went! I once came home with a random bowtie in my purse. I’ve had my undies stolen. And bought. Same goes for pussy towels. Good times.
5. I thought that many times. Half the time I was like, who pays for this ridiculousness and why?! Then the guy who’s in charge of the champagne room pulls out a company card and I’m like, oh yes, I forgot, this is a business meeting. As you were, ladies.
6. Every club has them. Funny thing is, those ladies were usually the best hustlers and killed it! After all, we eat with our eyes first, do we not? (Not meant as a pun!) And, since guys on the floor see her constantly going to the back with different customers, you guys assume it’s an amazing time back there with her, and voila, her empire is growing. Playin’ you like a fiddle, gentlemen. LOL
7. Ah yes, I’m familiar with this girl. And I can picture her. No rhythm. Bad music. Not attractive. Not even a good personality. She may be friends with hot girl above and also have great hustling skills. While you guys are sitting at your table wondering why this girl is on stage, us ladies are standing to the side wondering why management let her stay.
8. Men are such children. But, hey, the ladies’ gotta make money, so the joke’s on you fools, because if she’s making money, she’s going to keep coming into work every night.
9. Did the stand-behind-him-at-the-ATM many times. It was a proud moment for us because it meant we hustled well. It’s also a tense moment because we’d think, is this the time the machine is going to fail? Does he actually have money in his account? Will he take out extra and tip me? It was a whole ball game of emotions standing by that finicky ATM. I’m sure it was just as wonderful a moment for you guys. Maybe not…
10. Who doesn’t comment on the price of alcohol?! It’s obnoxious. This is why we want you guys to buy drinks for us. No self-assured successful stripper is buying her own drinks. No way.
11. I had people kicked out. I watched other dancers get people kicked out. There’s always that one guy that just can’t control himself, or his alcohol, and falls over a table or gets a bit to handsy.
12. You know it was a great night when you’re drunk, broke, and the strippers are sneaking out the back door ninja-style with a purse full of your money and their hoodies over their head so you don’t see them. Thank you, come again! :biggrin2::biggrin2:
AmiAndrews said:This is hilarious! You're looking at it as a customer, but I'm looking at it as a dancer (former). I haven't set foot in a club in at least a couple years now. Kinda wanna go back as a customer now to see it from the other side.
1. Always an embarrassment to watch. The ladies that did/do this look like sad little vultures. I realize we were supposed to be hustlers but damn girls, that scares some customers right out the door the second they walk in. For real. I saw that happen. Numerous times. Those poor guys looked like deer caught in headlights. All they wanted was a beer and to maybe touch some boobs. It got so bad at one bar I worked at, they instated a rule that said no approaching customers until they had a drink in their hand.
2. To the guys that do this – stop it. Just tell us. If she's a grown ass woman, she can handle your rejection. If she can't, well she shouldn't be there in the first place, rejection is part of the job. Ok, fine, maybe don't stop this completely because I get that it's impossible to tell which of us can and cannot handle rejection from a complete stranger after only a couple minutes. But for those of us that can handle it, you’ll know us as soon as you utter that lame excuse, because we’ll be the ones that roll our eyes at you and then go tell the other ladies. We might even send everyone else over to you on purpose to see if at least one of us can get you to bite. See, we can play games too.
3. Stop this. For real. I have no doubt there’s a picture of my naked ass floating around an office somewhere. If we catch you doing this, screw security, we’re not afraid to kick that expensive phone out of your hand and send it sailing across the floor, breaking it. I’ve done it. I’d do it again.
4. Yes, we will do this. And enjoy it. You're welcome! I’ve tied people up with their own ties. Once, after a VIP booth with a group, I sent a guy home without a dress shirt under his suit jacket. I don’t even know where the shirt went! I once came home with a random bowtie in my purse. I’ve had my undies stolen. And bought. Same goes for pussy towels. Good times.
5. I thought that many times. Half the time I was like, who pays for this ridiculousness and why?! Then the guy who’s in charge of the champagne room pulls out a company card and I’m like, oh yes, I forgot, this is a business meeting. As you were, ladies.
6. Every club has them. Funny thing is, those ladies were usually the best hustlers and killed it! After all, we eat with our eyes first, do we not? (Not meant as a pun!) And, since guys on the floor see her constantly going to the back with different customers, you guys assume it’s an amazing time back there with her, and voila, her empire is growing. Playin’ you like a fiddle, gentlemen. LOL
7. Ah yes, I’m familiar with this girl. And I can picture her. No rhythm. Bad music. Not attractive. Not even a good personality. She may be friends with hot girl above and also have great hustling skills. While you guys are sitting at your table wondering why this girl is on stage, us ladies are standing to the side wondering why management let her stay.
8. Men are such children. But, hey, the ladies’ gotta make money, so the joke’s on you fools, because if she’s making money, she’s going to keep coming into work every night.
9. Did the stand-behind-him-at-the-ATM many times. It was a proud moment for us because it meant we hustled well. It’s also a tense moment because we’d think, is this the time the machine is going to fail? Does he actually have money in his account? Will he take out extra and tip me? It was a whole ball game of emotions standing by that finicky ATM. I’m sure it was just as wonderful a moment for you guys. Maybe not…
10. Who doesn’t comment on the price of alcohol?! It’s obnoxious. This is why we want you guys to buy drinks for us. No self-assured successful stripper is buying her own drinks. No way.
11. I had people kicked out. I watched other dancers get people kicked out. There’s always that one guy that just can’t control himself, or his alcohol, and falls over a table or gets a bit to handsy.
12. You know it was a great night when you’re drunk, broke, and the strippers are sneaking out the back door ninja-style with a purse full of your money and their hoodies over their head so you don’t see them. Thank you, come again! :biggrin2::biggrin2:
LOL, excellent post.
AmiAndrews said:This is hilarious! You're looking at it as a customer, but I'm looking at it as a dancer (former). I haven't set foot in a club in at least a couple years now. Kinda wanna go back as a customer now to see it from the other side.
1. Always an embarrassment to watch. The ladies that did/do this look like sad little vultures. I realize we were supposed to be hustlers but damn girls, that scares some customers right out the door the second they walk in. For real. I saw that happen. Numerous times. Those poor guys looked like deer caught in headlights. All they wanted was a beer and to maybe touch some boobs. It got so bad at one bar I worked at, they instated a rule that said no approaching customers until they had a drink in their hand.
2. To the guys that do this – stop it. Just tell us. If she's a grown ass woman, she can handle your rejection. If she can't, well she shouldn't be there in the first place, rejection is part of the job. Ok, fine, maybe don't stop this completely because I get that it's impossible to tell which of us can and cannot handle rejection from a complete stranger after only a couple minutes. But for those of us that can handle it, you’ll know us as soon as you utter that lame excuse, because we’ll be the ones that roll our eyes at you and then go tell the other ladies. We might even send everyone else over to you on purpose to see if at least one of us can get you to bite. See, we can play games too.
3. Stop this. For real. I have no doubt there’s a picture of my naked ass floating around an office somewhere. If we catch you doing this, screw security, we’re not afraid to kick that expensive phone out of your hand and send it sailing across the floor, breaking it. I’ve done it. I’d do it again.
4. Yes, we will do this. And enjoy it. You're welcome! I’ve tied people up with their own ties. Once, after a VIP booth with a group, I sent a guy home without a dress shirt under his suit jacket. I don’t even know where the shirt went! I once came home with a random bowtie in my purse. I’ve had my undies stolen. And bought. Same goes for pussy towels. Good times.
5. I thought that many times. Half the time I was like, who pays for this ridiculousness and why?! Then the guy who’s in charge of the champagne room pulls out a company card and I’m like, oh yes, I forgot, this is a business meeting. As you were, ladies.
6. Every club has them. Funny thing is, those ladies were usually the best hustlers and killed it! After all, we eat with our eyes first, do we not? (Not meant as a pun!) And, since guys on the floor see her constantly going to the back with different customers, you guys assume it’s an amazing time back there with her, and voila, her empire is growing. Playin’ you like a fiddle, gentlemen. LOL
7. Ah yes, I’m familiar with this girl. And I can picture her. No rhythm. Bad music. Not attractive. Not even a good personality. She may be friends with hot girl above and also have great hustling skills. While you guys are sitting at your table wondering why this girl is on stage, us ladies are standing to the side wondering why management let her stay.
8. Men are such children. But, hey, the ladies’ gotta make money, so the joke’s on you fools, because if she’s making money, she’s going to keep coming into work every night.
9. Did the stand-behind-him-at-the-ATM many times. It was a proud moment for us because it meant we hustled well. It’s also a tense moment because we’d think, is this the time the machine is going to fail? Does he actually have money in his account? Will he take out extra and tip me? It was a whole ball game of emotions standing by that finicky ATM. I’m sure it was just as wonderful a moment for you guys. Maybe not…
10. Who doesn’t comment on the price of alcohol?! It’s obnoxious. This is why we want you guys to buy drinks for us. No self-assured successful stripper is buying her own drinks. No way.
11. I had people kicked out. I watched other dancers get people kicked out. There’s always that one guy that just can’t control himself, or his alcohol, and falls over a table or gets a bit to handsy.
12. You know it was a great night when you’re drunk, broke, and the strippers are sneaking out the back door ninja-style with a purse full of your money and their hoodies over their head so you don’t see them. Thank you, come again! :biggrin2::biggrin2:
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I don't like strip clubs for the following reasons:
1. Music is WAY TOO LOUD
2. The room is WAY TOO DARK
3. The girls overcharge for the services they provide compared to the outside market
4. Why have a crowd of guys watching you interact with a stripper? An escort offers a 1-on-1 consultation.
1. Music is WAY TOO LOUD
2. The room is WAY TOO DARK
3. The girls overcharge for the services they provide compared to the outside market
4. Why have a crowd of guys watching you interact with a stripper? An escort offers a 1-on-1 consultation.
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