When she says you have a small dick.

[Dier]

You all have the small penis complex.

 

[Faphard]

 

[Martin]

 

[George Costanza]

LOL, priceless thread.

 

[Anto]

When you have no penis.

[h=4]A 54-year old Eau Claire, Wisconsin farmer is recovering in hospital with serious injuries after he tried to get a calf at his dairy farm to suck on it.[/h]The incident happened earlier this week and involved the farmer, Frank Williamson, and a calf at his farm. Paramedics were called to the farm by his distraught wife after he told her to dial 911.
“On arrival, they were shocked to find that the male victim had his penis completely severed,” said one ambulance spokesman. “When asked what had happened, he initially claimed he’d injured himself on some farm machinery, but then his wife revealed that he had a habit of putting his penis into the mouths of calves at the farm.”
The farmer later admitted that this was true; however, he claimed that he was just trying to settle the calf down. “Sometimes they can be quite upset and I find giving them my penis helps put them in a calmer mood.”


However, investigators are not buying this explanation, and after interviewing his wife and other farm workers believe there is a case to be made for animal abuse charges to be laid. “It doesn’t logically make sense that a farmer would try and calm down an animal by using his penis,” said one source.
The investigation is ongoing, but one thing is clear: Mr Williamson won’t be getting his penis back. “We believe the calf swallowed it and it would be completely digested by now.”

 

[JackDickens]

Men and women are each unique in their own way. Some women want strong, dominant men. Some men like it when women submit. Some women prefer being dominated by strong men. This doesn't mean one type of woman is better than another, but instead that there are differences in preferences based on each person's style. It is also essential to realize the age difference. Some men look for different ways to improve their sexual life, which is why people made the Penis Extender Jelqing Routine.

 

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