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GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
SillyGirl said:
Exactly why a woman would never do it.

Please don't explain how it is you know that about the angle. :eek:

After many drinks later the equation is found to be:

stand 2.5 feet behind sink, sink height in 30" therefore depending on ones height, 5'8" = angle of 31.65 deg and 6'0" = angle of 22.43 deg. It is quite important to note that the liters per minute flow should not drop below .2 otherwise new mop calculations are required. :lol:
 

Marcus

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Joined Feb 14, 2010
Messages 211
GDLLover said:
After many drinks later the equation is found to be:

stand 2.5 feet behind sink, sink height in 30" therefore depending on ones height, 5'8" = angle of 31.65 deg and 6'0" = angle of 22.43 deg. It is quite important to note that the liters per minute flow should not drop below .2 otherwise new mop calculations are required. :lol:

:lol: Pee Science
 
Joined May 4, 2010
Messages 191
I'm surprised that none said "try to stick in in someone else's ass" to find out what the big deal is.

I suspect the truth would really be they would go buy a tape measure and find out how long it really was.
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
Friend of Greekster said:
I'm surprised that none said "try to stick in in someone else's ass" to find out what the big deal is.

I suspect the truth would really be they would go buy a tape measure and find out how long it really was.

Try to figure out the most optimum place to start the tape measure from.
 

SillyGirl

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Joined Apr 7, 2017
Messages 7,250
GDLLover said:
After many drinks later the equation is found to be:

stand 2.5 feet behind sink, sink height in 30" therefore depending on ones height, 5'8" = angle of 31.65 deg and 6'0" = angle of 22.43 deg. It is quite important to note that the liters per minute flow should not drop below .2 otherwise new mop calculations are required. :lol:


laughing...please, like you guys would bother with the mop.

I would also fake-friend women to try to get in their pants. I'd say anything to get them to trust me. Then, yes, I would fuck them up the ass.
 

G-spot Ladies

New member
Joined Apr 7, 2010
Messages 4
Not sure if I should answer but...

Not sure if I should answer but...

I would fuck and get sucked my every brawd I came in contact with :cool:





~xoxo
Breanna
 
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HOF

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Sillygirl

Sillygirl

If you had a penis for day, you sit on the toilet and play I sank my battleshit LOL

Then while out and about you pee on a wall outside of restaurant! You'd find a public washroom with a glory hole and stick your penis through it to see who will play.
 

Rebecca Richardson

Senior Member
Joined Nov 15, 2009
Messages 154
GenevieveLajoie said:
I would book Becky for a three hours long BJ-only session.
Haha Gen if you were new with your penis could you last 3h? Just sayin'...

I've thought about this before. I'd want to:
a) Grab it by the base and swing it around like a windmill.
b) Try shrinking my balls by lowering them into cold water. I've never observed this effect up close.
c) Prop myself up against a wall and try to give myself a BJ.
d) Aim at something in a urinal, like a urinal cake or a speck of dirt. Bonus point if its a fly.
e) Wear borderline-inappropriate tight jeans and walk around showing off my junk. Might add a sock or 5 if my penis were too small to be very obvious.
f) Masturbate with things of different textures, ie lube versus silk scart versus wool versus stuffed animal.
g) Find out what a prostrate massage actually feels like.
 

dreamblade

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Joined Dec 5, 2009
Messages 1,082
GenevieveLajoie said:
I would book Becky for a three hours long BJ-only session.


Yes, that is an experience to have before one dies. Like bungee-jumping, visiting the pyramids, and going into space.
 
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All4one

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Becky's BBBJ experience is something everyone should get it one day of their lifes. I feel sorry for ladies they wont be able to know how it feels!
 

GDLLover

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Joined Dec 8, 2009
Messages 439
Rebecca Richardson said:
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d) Aim at something in a urinal, like a urinal cake or a speck of dirt. Bonus point if its a fly.
...

Got to love those urinals where they load them up with ice cubes.
 

Grefin

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Joined Mar 10, 2010
Messages 111
GenevieveLajoie said:
Maybe not. I guess it would mean more facials for you. ;)

Gen you must be loving Becky alot :)

Her signature says "Because facials are how you say 'I love you' in porn star."
 
Joined May 4, 2010
Messages 191
Rebecca Richardson said:
I've thought about this before. I'd want to:
a) Grab it by the base and swing it around like a windmill.

Rebecca: the question was a "if you had a penis for a day", not "if you were Ron Jeremy for a day"! The stated average for penis sizes make it tough to windmill effectively.
And if I was Ron Jeremy for a day I'd get my body waxed.
 

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BANNED
Joined Jan 19, 2010
Messages 442
I've never really had penis envy. I love being a woman. Like Elaine of Seinfeld said "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." If I did have a penis I would be interested in knowing what a BBBJ felt like. I love giving them and watching what they do to Sentry so it would be fun to be on the other side. I'm not really interested in peeing standing up or peeing in the snow, but I would love to walk into a restroom and be able to be pee without always waiting in line first.

olayda said:
Parallel park

Oh, I would love to be better at this. I suck at it.

frankpost said:
Truly appreciate porn on the internet!

No penis required for this. I love internet porn. Ask Sentry how many time he has "caught" me watching it.

smylee52 said:
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Wipe it off on the curtain after sex

EWWW! Do guys really do this?
 

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