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Van Damme vs Steven Segal . . . who'd win?

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Laster

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Joined Mar 14, 2010
Messages 163
Segal kicks his butt soooo badly. If you remember one of Van Damme's ex-guard did beat Van at the bar like couple years ago.
 

jiggyjiggy

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Joined Dec 19, 2009
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Back in the day I would probably give it to Segal but today I would say Van Damme. Segal is too fat and out of shape.
 
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iceman_dci

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They both have different styles, but I think Segal's method is more defensive and VD is more offensive. Today? VD would kick Segal's ass and then fuck him like the bitch he is LOL...back then? Who knows but my money woulda been on one helluva fight.
 

ChaosTheory

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Joined Mar 28, 2010
Messages 2,346
Senor Gomes said:
I rather see their wives fight. :)

Perhaps we should change the title into:
Van Damme's wife or Steven Segal's wife...who'd win in making you (you know) first?

are these guys even married? i have not heard nor cared about, Van Dam since bloodsport and Steven Segal...well since ever....
 

Jawbone

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Joined Jan 26, 2010
Messages 951
Segal has a reality show on now, he's a real Sherrif fighting crime. He is as Jiggy stated very over weight. As for Claude, he has had some recent movies out, nothing big or that great either.
 

Lauren Summerhill

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Joined May 6, 2010
Messages 130
I met Steven Segal at a party in Toronto once, and he's a freaking douche bag. He seems to need to feel as tough in real life as his poorly acted characters. I'm not surprised to hear he'd pick a fight with Van Damme.

Frankly, I'd pay good money to see his ass kicked in a street fight by anyone, especially a girl.

 

frankpost

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Joined Mar 5, 2010
Messages 371
love exotics said:
... both in their prime, who'd do you think would win in a street fight?

Jean Claude is 5'10"; Steven Segal is 6'4". Just like the MMA fights, Steven would ground and pound Jean Claude with his height and weight advantage. IMO.
 

jackoffme

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Joined Apr 3, 2010
Messages 33
frankpost said:
Jean Claude is 5'10"; Steven Segal is 6'4". Just like the MMA fights, Steven would ground and pound Jean Claude with his height and weight advantage. IMO.

My money on the short one. :)
 

diver12488

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Joined Apr 26, 2010
Messages 74
Hmm, tough one... I would say Seagal would win unless VD pulled out a knife or gun! :lol:
 

Smooth

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Joined Jan 31, 2010
Messages 707
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Steven Segal
Jean Claude Van Damme


Choose your toughest in order. My list is in order of who I think is the toughest to the weakest.
 

diver12488

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Joined Apr 26, 2010
Messages 74
Smooth said:
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Steven Segal
Jean Claude Van Damme


Choose your toughest in order. My list is in order of who I think is the toughest to the weakest.

+1
 

frankpost

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Joined Mar 5, 2010
Messages 371
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Steven Segal
Jean Claude Van Damme
David Carradine

Smooth said:
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Steven Segal
Jean Claude Van Damme


Choose your toughest in order. My list is in order of who I think is the toughest to the weakest.
 
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iceman_dci

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frankpost said:
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Steven Segal
Jean Claude Van Damme
David Carradine


Carradine? Are you serious? :lol: Met him on a shoot of Kung Fu the legend...douchebag
Segal, hate the way he is so full of himself...I agree with Lauren...douchebag
VD, buddy met him on a set in TO years back, tried to get him to come back to his hotel.... :eek:

Bruce Lee, my hero. Sad he died so young
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
 

x t c

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Joined Jan 9, 2010
Messages 87
Might explain him waving his naked butt at us in most of his movies. :eek:
 

jumpingjackflash

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Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 2,941
I would put most of the UFC champs against anyone of the names mentioned and I think you would see devastating results in favor of the UFC boys.
 

Jawbone

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Joined Jan 26, 2010
Messages 951
jumpingjackflash said:
I would put most of the UFC champs against anyone of the names mentioned and I think you would see devastating results in favor of the UFC boys.

I do agree with you but you are comparing apples and oranges. You can't stack actors up against professional fighters.
 

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