Uncle Ray's Questionnaire part 1

[RayFinkel]

Can you ice skate?

How often do you piss in a sink?

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show?

Have you ever bought a shovel?

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum?

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table?

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question.

What country's have you traveled to?

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner?

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time?

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000?

Do you know any magic tricks?

What toppings do you put on your pizza?

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching?

Do funny guys make you wet?

 

[Agent86]

Can you ice skate? NO

How often do you piss in a sink? NEVER

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show? MADMAN

Have you ever bought a shovel? YES

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum? YES

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? NO

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question. ...

What country's have you traveled to? USA, FRANCE, ENGLAND

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner? NEVER

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? YES

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000? NO

Do you know any magic tricks? NO

What toppings do you put on your pizza? MUSHROOMS, GREEN PEPPERS PEPPERONI AND DOUBLE CHEESE

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching? BREAKING BAD

Do funny guys make you wet?

HELL NO

 

[bolt.upright]

Can you ice skate? No. Weak ankles.

How often do you piss in a sink? I haven't since I've been an adult. That I can remember.

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show? Cardinal Fang.

Have you ever bought a shovel? Yes, many over the years.

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum? It has been known to happen.

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? No.

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question.

What country's have you traveled to? United States, St Martin, Bahamas

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner? 12 average.

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? Yes. Whoo hoo!
Have you ever stolen anything over $1000? No.

Do you know any magic tricks? Nothing terribly impressive.

What toppings do you put on your pizza? It changes, but I prefer veggies. Bacon is okay too.

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching? Nothing, but finished Breaking Bad recently.

Do funny guys make you wet? No, not at all. Unless they have one of those squirting flowers.

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[TFZL1]

Can you ice skate? Yes

How often do you piss in a sink? Don't drink anymore

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show? CristyCurves

Have you ever bought a shovel? Yes, never buried anyone.

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum? Yes, very recently

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? Yes, don't drink anymore

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question.

What country's have you traveled to? USA, Brazil, Dominican, Bahamas, Hong Kong.

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner? College was a long time ago.

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? Yes, double!

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000? No.

Do you know any magic tricks? No.

What toppings do you put on your pizza? Pepperoni, chicken, bacon.

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching? None.

Do funny guys make you wet? No.

Did I pass ? What's the prize ?

 

[cristycurves]

Can you ice skate? - yes very well

How often do you piss in a sink?- never

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show?-hmm a few, MM, Papa, OG(my boyfriend) , Bolt( my secret crush):wink2: Escape, sorry couldn't name just one, to many here that could

Have you ever bought a shovel? yes and no I haven't buried anyone with it

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum?- No but I think they're sexy

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? not yet

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question. -absolutely NOT, two glasses of wine and I'm shit faced

What country's have you traveled to?- The good ole USA, yes I'm not a traveler, prefer being where home is

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner?-oh love that junk food, probably a couple times a month

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? -yikes!! No never will happen, I love penises

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000?-nope I'm a non believer in theft

Do you know any magic tricks?- yes I can make a cock disappear:wink2:

What toppings do you put on your pizza?- I love lots of cheese, pineapple, red/green pepper,onions mushroom, tomatoes

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching?- I don't have net flix

Do funny guys make you wet? yes sir ee

 

[papasmerf]

Can you ice skate? Yes but not great

How often do you piss in a sink? Never

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show? Everyone from time to time

Have you ever bought a shovel? Yes and Yes

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum? need more than just pictures

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? of course and I was not alone

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question. maybe 40 years ago

What country's have you traveled to? Canada, Mexico, England

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner? 3 maybe 4

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? Yes

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000? nope

Do you know any magic tricks? Nothing worth doing

What toppings do you put on your pizza? CPM

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching? None

Do funny guys make you wet? nope, like the ladies

 

[bolt.upright]

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show?-hmm a few, MM, Papa, OG(my boyfriend) , Bolt( my secret crush):wink2: Escape, sorry couldn't name just one, to many here that could

Thank you Cristy. It's not a secret any more! I think my reality show would put everyone to sleep though.

 

[cristycurves]

Thank you Cristy. It's not a secret any more! I think my reality show would put everyone to sleep though.

No I guess not, I've let the cat out of the bag, lol and you're not boring, just sweetly normal I just appreciate how much you love pussy:wink2:...............cats

 

[papasmerf]

No I guess not, I've let the cat out of the bag, lol and you're not boring, just sweetly normal I just appreciate how much you love pussy:wink2:...............cats

 

[Peter Baires]

Can you ice skate?

How often do you piss in a sink?

eww!

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show?

Raiden or MadMan

Have you ever bought a shovel?
I have a collection of them

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum?
sometimes, depends if the mood

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table?
nope

Can you out drink me? of course I can. Nobody beat me yet

What country's have you traveled to?
too many to name

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner?
never, ever

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time?
Yes, oh the memories

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000?
nope

Do you know any magic tricks?
i wish I did

What toppings do you put on your pizza?
everything

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching?

dont watch Netflix

Do funny guys make you wet?

nope

 

[BEER]

Can you ice skate?> Maybe

How often do you piss in a sink?> depends on the mood

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show?> Papsmerf

Have you ever bought a shovel?> What's that?

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum?

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table?

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes I can

What country's have you traveled to?>Too many to mention

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner?> Twice a month

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? >Yes

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000?> Can't remember

Do you know any magic tricks?> I can make a six pack disappear in less than 15 minutes

What toppings do you put on your pizza?> All but mushrooms

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching?>Better call Saul

Do funny guys make you wet?

> You fag

 

[Prim0]

Can you ice skate? If you can find me size 16 ice skates.

How often do you piss in a sink? Never anymore....but I've done it in the past.

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show? Any of the ladies...I could watch them easily!

Have you ever bought a shovel? Who hasn't?

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum? All women can do that....but I'll need them to touch me in certain places at certain times.

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? No, I'm too big to fit under one....unless you include when I was a toddler...then I probably have.

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question. I barely touch alcohol any more...you win.

What country's have you traveled to? US, Canada, Mexico, Bahamas

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner? Never.

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? Never...dammit!

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000? Nope.

Do you know any magic tricks?

Just this one...and it only works on little kids.


What toppings do you put on your pizza? Pep, veggie lovers...whatever except for fish and spicy stuff.

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching? None....Shocking I know!

Do funny guys make you wet?

If you mean do they make me cry with laughter...maybe. Sexually aroused...no.

 

[peace]

Can you ice skate? NOT REALLY

How often do you piss in a sink? NEVER EWWWW

Which caerf member should have their own Reality Show? MR. TECHNIQUE OR MISTERASIANLOVER OR IFYOUSEEKAMY

Have you ever bought a shovel? NO

Do tall babes with long legs who wear high heels make you cum? DEPENDS

Have you ever woken up under a coffee table? NEVER

Can you out drink me? No, you can't. Next question. YUP

What country's have you traveled to? ONE MORE CONTINENT TO GO

How many times a year do you make Kraft Dinner? NEVER EWWWW

Have you ever fingered two girls at the same time? NOPE. DANG

Have you ever stolen anything over $1000? NOPE

Do you know any magic tricks? ONE

What toppings do you put on your pizza? DEPENDS

What NETFLIX shows are you currently binge-watching? NOT AT THE MOMENT...BEFORE CRIMINAL MINDS AND LAW AND ORDER

Do funny guys make you wet? ARE YOU NUTS? NEVER