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New Wave

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Joined Nov 3, 2009
Messages 111
"But I just had a shower before I left"

"Can i get a discount if I promise you will have a good time also?"

"Are you sure you are a girl?"

"Can i come see you, and pay next week?"

"Why is a nice girl like you doing this?"

"I'm your best/favourite customer right? Right?"

"This reminds me of that movie 'Pretty Woman'"

"Shame you're a hooker - you would have a made a great girlfriend"

"You had a busy day?"
 

Grefin

Well-known member
Joined Mar 10, 2010
Messages 111
" Do you know XXXXX ? She is SP too and she is amazing! "
 

Auggie

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Joined May 24, 2010
Messages 2,207
"Can we double check your weight on the scales I brought?" :cool:
 

Puddlegurl/Jesse

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Joined May 29, 2010
Messages 4
Lol.. I like this thread..
Sadly I hear 6 out of those 9 all the time.. I don't take any of it too seriously, nerves get the better of some and sometimes you can't help what comes out... :cool::???:
Love the pretty woman one.. lol..

 

howmuch toomuch

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Joined Dec 28, 2009
Messages 66
HER: why do you always fuck from behind, don't you like looking at my face?
ME: your face, ass, what's the difference?
 
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Senor Gomes

Guest
Really that is not your age, what is your real age.
 
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All4one

Guest
Puddlegurl/Jesse said:
Lol.. I like this thread..
Sadly I hear 6 out of those 9 all the time.. I don't take any of it too seriously, nerves get the better of some and sometimes you can't help what comes out... :cool::???:
Love the pretty woman one.. lol..


hey sexy! why dont you tell us few lines what you have heard?
 
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HOF

Guest
What's that sticky stuff on your ear?


I put it in your ass by accident!


You told me not to pee in your mouth, you didn't say anything about ejaculating!


Do you know Riley Royal? End of session, leave now!
 
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Demien2k5

Guest
Interesting thread, but try to keep it classy guys...funny is one thing, but some of the above are beginning to trend into "not cool" territory....
 

mistermello

Senior Member
Joined Apr 8, 2010
Messages 136
Demien2k5 said:
Interesting thread, but try to keep it classy guys...funny is one thing, but some of the above are beginning to trend into "not cool" territory....
Actually Damien, I would say cruel rather than "not cool" and there is no need nor place for it on this site.
 

Hardcore

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Joined Mar 11, 2010
Messages 94
SP: Ahhh uuhhh ohhhhh
Me: Are you faking? ! ( Never ask this ! )
SP: Do you really want to know?!!!
 

Raiden

Reviewer
Joined Nov 6, 2009
Messages 6,565
As soon as you come out of the shower, you look down at your pecker, grab it and ask her, HEY BABE, you ever seen a salami this big? If she starts laughing, YOU ARE in trouble.
 

barbosa

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Joined Dec 29, 2009
Messages 84
sorry sweetie, no kissy no kissy, you've got stank breath. :???:
 

Haveanitch

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Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 85
mistermello said:
I would say cruel rather than "not cool" and there is no need nor place for it on this site.

You people forget what this site is? there are no feelings being hurt as not directed at a specific individual.
 
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