crackerjack said:PPHHEWW!!! Someone hand me a towel!!! Even Hugh Hefner doesn't write stuff like this. Can't wait for thetank's sequel. My regards to the Missus.
3somesarethenewblack said:Demien, you ARE bad! Leave her alone before you scare away my one potential female hobbiest friend.
Demien2k5 said:I can't help my self 3! I'm outta control most of the time...besides, if Mrs. Tank ever read up on some of my escapades, she'd likely take out a restraining order to keep me a min of 10 miles away at all times...besides, why would she go out to eat Alpo when she has a massive Porter House Steak at home in the fridge! LOL! (or was that a cocktail wiener? I can never keep those two straight!)
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The Tank's Little Brother said:You are officially the man slut of the family. Though I suppose that makes Mrs Tank the woman slut, which doesn't sound nearly as funny. I shudder to think what you are going to do to top this achievement!
The Tank's Little Brother said:Yeah, that would make an awkward conversation topic. "So Mom, the other day me and the missus were tag teaming this hottie..." Dad might high five you, but in the end awk-ward!
Maybe its better to just keep this one between us, and the board of course.
3somesarethenewblack said:OMG!! Your dinner conversations are just like my family's!! Funny stuff! Welcome TLB. When are we going to see reviews from you?
--Beenthere123 said:Nova nice to see you are posting here. Welcome I defended you when another member put you down at other site but they banned me a second time.
Chuckt said:Hi Tank, this is the best posting I have ever read, the ultimate sex adventure story because you didn’t know how it’s going to turn out and the stakes are high. To able to introduce your love one to the hobby that’s the ultimate Ménage à trios,how your Cannon would say in that perfect Scottish accent “that’s gggrreat”. You have shown both respect and restrain toward Mrs. Tank. And Mrs. Tank I admire your courage and spirit of adventure to step out of your comfort zone to explore a new frontier, as well as pleasing your husband.
Tank it was nice to see you again at the party, perhaps next time brings Mrs. Tank along. And of the Star of this Ménage à trois is of course Sofia, she is the best.
Nova5 said:This is one of the most creative approaches I have ever come across in attempting to deal with marital problems. I would like to take this moment to personally wish both you and Mrs. Tank all the best.
The Tank's Little Brother said:You know what's funny... you may find yourself in the situation where you have to "bribe" Mrs Tank with flowers, dinner, etc to come out with you instead of doing it as payback for getting busted!!!!
Not that I don't think she wants to go, but if she ever figures it out she's going to have the ultimate leverage... "Oh, you want us to go and see XXX, welllllll OK, but first you have to buy me $$$"
Adelle St Clair said:It has been said before but I would like to say it again: what a lovely review, thank you for sharing the experience with us.