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kenzi

New member
Joined Apr 28, 2010
Messages 1
WOW! what an amazing review, you are a very lucky man with a wife who sounds wonderful!

Between reading this, and Demien2k5's birthday foursome review..i think i can skip out on watching online porn sometimes! HAH
 

crackerjack

Reviewer
Joined Dec 21, 2009
Messages 135
PPHHEWW!!! Someone hand me a towel!!! Even Hugh Hefner doesn't write stuff like this. Can't wait for thetank's sequel. My regards to the Missus.
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
crackerjack said:
PPHHEWW!!! Someone hand me a towel!!! Even Hugh Hefner doesn't write stuff like this. Can't wait for thetank's sequel. My regards to the Missus.

CJ thank you!! I loved your Lola review. That was some of the funniest shit I have read. My brother and I had difficulty breathing. Your praise means a lot.

thetank
 
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Demien2k5

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3somesarethenewblack said:
Demien, you ARE bad! Leave her alone before you scare away my one potential female hobbiest friend.

I can't help my self 3! I'm outta control most of the time...besides, if Mrs. Tank ever read up on some of my escapades, she'd likely take out a restraining order to keep me a min of 10 miles away at all times...besides, why would she go out to eat Alpo when she has a massive Porter House Steak at home in the fridge! LOL! (or was that a cocktail wiener? I can never keep those two straight!)

:na:
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
Demien2k5 said:
I can't help my self 3! I'm outta control most of the time...besides, if Mrs. Tank ever read up on some of my escapades, she'd likely take out a restraining order to keep me a min of 10 miles away at all times...besides, why would she go out to eat Alpo when she has a massive Porter House Steak at home in the fridge! LOL! (or was that a cocktail wiener? I can never keep those two straight!)

:na:

I am leaning toward the "Porter House Steak" end of that scale!

thetank
 
Joined Jun 16, 2010
Messages 16
You are officially the man slut of the family. Though I suppose that makes Mrs Tank the woman slut, which doesn't sound nearly as funny. I shudder to think what you are going to do to top this achievement!
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
The Tank's Little Brother said:
You are officially the man slut of the family. Though I suppose that makes Mrs Tank the woman slut, which doesn't sound nearly as funny. I shudder to think what you are going to do to top this achievement!

I am not sure either, but I don't think we will be able to talk about it over Christmas dinner with the folks!

thetank

I guess this qualifies as one of those "family secrets"?!

Let's all keep a straight face now.
 
Joined Jun 16, 2010
Messages 16
Yeah, that would make an awkward conversation topic. "So Mom, the other day me and the missus were tag teaming this hottie..." Dad might high five you, but in the end awk-ward!

Maybe its better to just keep this one between us, and the board of course.
 

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Joined Jan 19, 2010
Messages 442
The Tank's Little Brother said:
Yeah, that would make an awkward conversation topic. "So Mom, the other day me and the missus were tag teaming this hottie..." Dad might high five you, but in the end awk-ward!

Maybe its better to just keep this one between us, and the board of course.

OMG!! Your dinner conversations are just like my family's!! Funny stuff! Welcome TLB. When are we going to see reviews from you?
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
3somesarethenewblack said:
OMG!! Your dinner conversations are just like my family's!! Funny stuff! Welcome TLB. When are we going to see reviews from you?

He put out one review about his 2 hour duo with Molly Robinson and Demi, but it took him FOREVER . . . like 6 months! Now that he is on Caerf though, he said he would review much more regularly.

Still, he is supposed to take me out pooning in the weeks ahead, so I will redouble my efforts to make sure he reviews :)

thetank
 

Nova5

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Joined Jun 16, 2010
Messages 3,118
This is one of the most creative approaches I have ever come across in attempting to deal with marital problems. I would like to take this moment to personally wish both you and Mrs. Tank all the best.
 
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Beenthere123

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Nova nice to see you are posting here. Welcome I defended you when another member put you down at other site but they banned me a second time.
 

Nova5

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Joined Jun 16, 2010
Messages 3,118
Beenthere123 said:
Nova nice to see you are posting here. Welcome I defended you when another member put you down at other site but they banned me a second time.
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Beenthere123, thank you for your kindness.
 

Knight Rider

Well-known member
Joined Nov 14, 2009
Messages 1,471
Nova5, great to see you on this board as well. Welcome to caerf.

Tank, what more can I say. It is so great to have a wife that you can share your hobbying experiences with. I am hoping to see more reviews of both of your adventures.


KR
 

Chuckt

Reviewer
Joined Nov 18, 2009
Messages 48
Hi Tank, this is the best posting I have ever read, the ultimate sex adventure story because you didn’t know how it’s going to turn out and the stakes are high. To able to introduce your love one to the hobby that’s the ultimate Ménage à trios,how your Cannon would say in that perfect Scottish accent “that’s gggrreat”. You have shown both respect and restrain toward Mrs. Tank. And Mrs. Tank I admire your courage and spirit of adventure to step out of your comfort zone to explore a new frontier, as well as pleasing your husband.

Tank it was nice to see you again at the party, perhaps next time brings Mrs. Tank along. And of the Star of this Ménage à trois is of course Sofia, she is the best.
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
Chuckt said:
Hi Tank, this is the best posting I have ever read, the ultimate sex adventure story because you didn’t know how it’s going to turn out and the stakes are high. To able to introduce your love one to the hobby that’s the ultimate Ménage à trios,how your Cannon would say in that perfect Scottish accent “that’s gggrreat”. You have shown both respect and restrain toward Mrs. Tank. And Mrs. Tank I admire your courage and spirit of adventure to step out of your comfort zone to explore a new frontier, as well as pleasing your husband.


Tank it was nice to see you again at the party, perhaps next time brings Mrs. Tank along. And of the Star of this Ménage à trois is of course Sofia, she is the best.


Thanks Chuck! It was great seeing you again. These parties are outstanding . . . especially this last one which was the best to date IMHO.
thetank
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
Nova5 said:
This is one of the most creative approaches I have ever come across in attempting to deal with marital problems. I would like to take this moment to personally wish both you and Mrs. Tank all the best.

Thank you Nova!! It is great to see you on this board. This "hobby" has done wonders for my marriage. My relationship with my wife and our sex life have never been better, and both have been particularly good since the session with Sofia.

All that stands in the way of our next session with Sofia is scheduling.

thetank
 
Joined Jun 16, 2010
Messages 16
You know what's funny... you may find yourself in the situation where you have to "bribe" Mrs Tank with flowers, dinner, etc to come out with you instead of doing it as payback for getting busted!!!!

Not that I don't think she wants to go, but if she ever figures it out she's going to have the ultimate leverage... "Oh, you want us to go and see XXX, welllllll OK, but first you have to buy me $$$"
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
The Tank's Little Brother said:
You know what's funny... you may find yourself in the situation where you have to "bribe" Mrs Tank with flowers, dinner, etc to come out with you instead of doing it as payback for getting busted!!!!

Not that I don't think she wants to go, but if she ever figures it out she's going to have the ultimate leverage... "Oh, you want us to go and see XXX, welllllll OK, but first you have to buy me $$$"

Funny you say that! Near the end of the session, Mrs. Tank looked at me and said, now I want you to take me out to dinner! Sophia looked at her seriously, and smiled, saying "Ask for more honey. Ask for more."

I was like . . . shit . . . I am going to pay, it is totally worth it!

That night, a great dinner . . . cabs everywhere . . . a long and leisurely drive home.

thetank
 

thetank

Reviewer
Joined Dec 6, 2009
Messages 531
Adelle St Clair said:
It has been said before but I would like to say it again: what a lovely review, thank you for sharing the experience with us.


:love:

Mrs. Tank just loved meeting you over dinner the other night! You two clicked and the missus is making plans to come and see you!! I hope you do couples.

I am not surprised how she reacted to you, though. You are a gem Adelle . . . but it was so hot watching you two giggle and flirt with one another.

thetank
 
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