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Darfus

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Joined Mar 10, 2010
Messages 133
" Are you done yet?........ Are you done yet?.......Are you done yet?......Are you done yet? "

Well you got the picture :666:
 

Hardcore

Well-known member
Joined Mar 11, 2010
Messages 94
Answering the phone in middle of the session is the biggest mood killer ever.
 
Joined May 4, 2010
Messages 191
hardcore said:
Answering the phone in middle of the session is the biggest mood killer ever.

HAHA! I bought a blow job for a buddy once in Private Eyes and the bitch answered the phone in the middle of it!
And she even mumbled around his dick!
Then he called me to tell me about it while she was still on the phone!
 

ChrisD

Senior Member
Joined Mar 10, 2010
Messages 344
hardcore said:
Answering the phone in middle of the session is the biggest mood killer ever.

yea! Ladies please turn off the god damn phone
 

Chef

Senior Member
Joined Jun 6, 2010
Messages 428
Performing daty and she stares at the ceiling counting sheep.
 

randygirl

Well-known member
Joined Jun 3, 2010
Messages 342
ChrisD said:
yea! Ladies please turn off the god damn phone

I really cant' believe that this happens! lol

It should be part of your screening process: Double D's...check. Tall....check Red head...check. A good sense of cell phone etiquette...check.
 

New Wave

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Joined Nov 3, 2009
Messages 111
randygirl said:
I really cant' believe that this happens! lol

It should be part of your screening process: Double D's...check. Tall....check Red head...check. A good sense of cell phone etiquette...check.

Sense of humor.... check :great:
 

Romance

Reviewer
Joined Apr 15, 2010
Messages 1,482
- "...harder...harder..." makes me feel I'm failing to do it right...is it just me?
- "...you have 21 minutes and 10 seconds to finish..."

My list is longer though...
 

The Options Menu

Well-known member
Joined Apr 20, 2010
Messages 154
In SCs it has to be:
-Hygiene
-100 incarnations of "Dancer elsewhere syndrome"
-Tepid and mechanical service
-A dancer who can't dance after declining a menu
-Failure to be nekkid by then end of the first song
 

jumpingjackflash

Reviewer
Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 2,941
The Options Menu said:
In SCs it has to be:
-Hygiene
-100 incarnations of "Dancer elsewhere syndrome"
-Tepid and mechanical service
-A dancer who can't dance after declining a menu
-Failure to be nekkid by then end of the first song

I'm not a big strip club guy. I go maybe twice a year. I was at Whiskey's last month and the lady did exactly your last point;Failure to be nekkid by the end of the first song. When I asked her when are the clothes coming off she told me during the second song. I bailed on her after the first song! That pissed me right off!
 

The Options Menu

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Joined Apr 20, 2010
Messages 154
jumpingjackflash said:
I'm not a big strip club guy. I go maybe twice a year. I was at Whiskey's last month and the lady did exactly your last point;Failure to be nekkid by the end of the first song. When I asked her when are the clothes coming off she told me during the second song. I bailed on her after the first song! That pissed me right off!

It's a basic sign of two way respect. A dancer gets the first song to warm up, but as a token of respect for your hard earned $20 you should see nipples and vagina by the end of song one. If that doesn't happen it's a big red flag.
 
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HOF

Guest
Tuxedo said:
Asking for extra cash during mish when going to anal.


NO SHIT! That's extra!

Here's some more:
I just started spotting.
Hof, do you have a nose bleed?
Computer on.
Phone on.
TV on.
Cigarette/Ganja smell
Condoms in the can.
Talkin' about the last client.
I don't do that, why did you say that you did on the phone.
You're not circumsized throw back at her, ya well you have 70's bush!:arf:
 
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Cycleguy007

Guest
Hello said:
Telling you how broke she is
WTF

I see you've "dated" Riley!
 

tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
Messages 9,200
The list could be a long one but the biggest is the phone thing. That and the 10 minute warning call. Dude? (on the phone). I paid for 60 minutes and I don't need you interrupting those 60 minutes.

The worst in my hobbying history is a tie between when EE Eva (the original) didn't like me sweating on her while we were in mish and the time I saw Deme and went down on her in doggy and smelled a faint poo smell.....

During my last escapade the escort said to me during dirty talk "I'm your little cum bucket" lol....for some reason that just grossed me out......

(now the normal hygiene issues all apply)
 

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