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Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
This session that I had with Macy took place when Macy still worked at Sassy's in October 2009. This was also around the time when I started to hobby more then ever. This session with Macy made me realize that I have erectile dysfunction issues in full service. I was then first put on first 50mg of Viagra by my family Doctor the following week and then eventually 20 mg of Cialis as the Viagra wasn't working that well for me.

I get down to the nice Sassy's downtown incall and I finally get too meet Macy.
All of a sudden my whole body begins to shake. I can't believe what a beautiful face that Macy has. She does look exactly like Renee Zellwegger. I was totally shell-shocked but in a good way. It didn't help my bad nerves that Macy was wearing sexy white lingerie.

Anyway I was almost ready just to give Macy the $220 (Sassy's 45 minute fee) and leave right away. I was just too intimidated to have any sort of sexual contact with this hottie. Macy is way out of my league. This hottie is not for beginning hobbyists. In hindsight maybe I should have picked a lower tier sp to get my feet wet so to speak. The problem is that I've always had a wicked crush on Renee Zellwegger. What's a horny nervous hobbyist to do?

Macy then says to me that you're shaking like a leaf. Macy then suggested that we take a shower together to calm me down a bit. We actually start a bit of DFK in the shower. This sure beats jerking off to internet porn every single night.

Anyway we get out of the shower and Macy has the Howard Stern show playing on Sirius Radio. It turns out that we're both huge Howard Stern fans. That seemed to break the ice right there. Macy has a funny sense of humor and is a very fun and warm woman.

Macy then says to me. Winslow you actually look like someone on the Howard Stern show. I said I hope I don't look like Bubba Booey or Gary the Retard? Macy bursts out laughing and gives me a kiss. She says I look more like John Melendez. I told her that I could live with that. Macy then said I was kind of cute. I know Macy was lying but it's still nice to hear anyway.

Macy then offers me a glass of white wine which I readily accept. Anything to calm down my nerves a little. Then we start to DFK on the bed. Macy gives me a BBBJ and then asks me if I want to fuck her or not? I said that I would like to but I'm very nervous.

Then all of a sudden I make another joke about Howard Stern right when Macy is giving me a BBBJ. Not the smartest thing to do on my part. All of a sudden Macy gets up off the bed starts laughing and starts dancing in the nude to some good music. Finally Macy gets back on the bed and we do some 69.

I found this whole experience with Macy sort of surreal. It was like a true GFE. It was sort of like joking around in bed with an actual girlfriend. We wound up developing a good rapport because of that Howard Stern commonality. I could have talked to Macy for hours. Our personalities for some strange reason really clicked.

I wound up not fucking Macy but she finally made me cum by giving me a great BBBJ following an intense round of 69. I actually wound up staying a few minutes over the 45 minute time allotment.

I would definitely see Macy again. However I'm afraid that I got on her nerves as I started talking too much. Macy is the type of women you would see on the street and just keep staring at. Macy's got a smokin body as well.

I think if I did see Macy again then I might have a better chance to have sex with her as we built up a pretty good rapport. Maybe next time I won't be so nervous. Note: I still haven't repeated yet with Macy since she moved to Mirage.
 

Hugh

Well-known member
Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 100
Winslow you are one original character, have a good time reading your reviews.
 
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Demien2k5

Guest
Nice review Dude! Try to remember - we only go round once in this life, so don't let the nerves prevent you from having amazing experiences...ya' never know if/when you might get a second chance...I've seen too many lives end unexpectedly in the blink of an eye; that's why I'm 100% committed to seeing every SP I can until I die, or my dick drops off, whichever comes first...no regrets for this pervert when the Reaper finally comes for me....:lol:
 

Bigwillie

Well-known member
Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 138
Demien2k5 said:
Nice review Dude! Try to remember - we only go round once in this life, so don't let the nerves prevent you from having amazing experiences...ya' never know if/when you might get a second chance...I've seen too many lives end unexpectedly in the blink of an eye; that's why I'm 100% committed to seeing every SP I can until I die, or my dick drops off, whichever comes first...no regrets for this pervert when the Reaper finally comes for me....:lol:

Words of wisdom Winslow listen to it.
 

Rock

Senior Member
Joined Jan 31, 2010
Messages 115
Entertaining review why so nervous dude being with a hottie like Macy should be enjoyed. Remember you are paying for it.
 

Brocklee

Reviewer
Joined Feb 1, 2010
Messages 298
She sounds like a good time, taking showers together is a deal breaker Winslow. You did not fuck her ? :shock:
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
Brocklee said:
She sounds like a good time, taking showers together is a deal breaker Winslow. You did not fuck her ? :shock:

Brocklee I couldn't fuck Macy as I couldn't perform in full service. The condom took away all my sensation. Now that I'm on 20 mg of Cialis I have a much easier time having sex with hot sps. The Macy session was one of the turning points in my hobbying career. It forced me to go to my Family Doctor and ask for a prescription for either Viagra or Cialis and I asked my Doc too please make it pronto:lol:.
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
Demien2k5 said:
Nice review Dude! Try to remember - we only go round once in this life, so don't let the nerves prevent you from having amazing experiences...ya' never know if/when you might get a second chance...I've seen too many lives end unexpectedly in the blink of an eye; that's why I'm 100% committed to seeing every SP I can until I die, or my dick drops off, whichever comes first...no regrets for this pervert when the Reaper finally comes for me....:lol:


Thanks Demien. Excellent post.
 
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Demien2k5

Guest
4Times said:
They don't have any expectations of you except that you are going to behave with some class and be clean.

This is why I respect you 4Times. Clearly, you get it. I wish more hobbyists could manage your insight. Well said!
 

Dan

Reviewer
Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 3,162
4Times said:
Honest review Winslow. Macy sounds like a pro. Something for you to remember when you make your calls. These women at the top agencies are outstanding. They are well trained and highly prepared for you. They don't have any expectations of you except that you are going to behave with some class and be clean. You don't have to impress them with your good looks or your performance. Relax and enjoy the great priviledge of being with them.

You are a noble man, well said.
 
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Beenthere123

Guest
WTF Winslow you are seeing all my babes, saw Macy as well a month or so and she is fun and friendly as you described her. Take a breather and don't get to nervous with the babes. Remember you are in control.
 

jumpingjackflash

Reviewer
Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 2,941
Winslow, fun read. I totally agree with 4times and Demien, excellent advice by 2 seasoned veterans. Relax and go with the flow dude, it's an expensive hobby so having fun and blowing your load is the end game.
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
jumpingjackflash said:
Winslow, fun read. I totally agree with 4times and Demien, excellent advice by 2 seasoned veterans. Relax and go with the flow dude, it's an expensive hobby so having fun and blowing your load is the end game.

Thanks JJF. Believe me I appreciate the advice of the CAERF vets.
 

Lone Wolf

Reviewer
Joined Nov 16, 2009
Messages 1,978
Nice review. She is one of the higher quality ladies in terms of looks and service.
 

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