This review of Kristen@RM is from late November 2009. This was my second time seeing Kristen. I have decided in the last month or so to go against my Doctor's advice and to start getting BBBJ's and performing Daty on sps. Anyway I thought I would post this review here on HUBGFE anyway.
This might be a bit controversial to say but I was kind of hesitant to see Kristen again because of my Larry David look alike family doctor. My family doctor looks exactly like Larry David of the show curb your enthusiasm and he has his sense of humor as well. Anyway I see Larry this week and he says to me Winslow I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
I say to my family doc that I want to hear the good news first. Larry says that I'm going to keep prescribing you Viagra. The bad news is that I don't want you getting anymore BBBJ's from any of the sps that you're going to see. Larry said that he's concerned about me catching an std such as urethritis or gonorreah etc. from the BBBJ's. I told Larry that I understood as I've been lasting in full service in my last 3 sp sessions for between 10 -15 minutes for the first time in my life. This improvement has all been due to the viagra. I'm now totally dependent on this little blue pill.
HUBGFEITES who are actually bored enough to be reading this review are probably wondering WTF does Larry David have to do with Kristen? I'll try and answer this earth shattering question for all of my two readers. As everybody on HUBGFE knows by now; Kristen's main claim to fame is her famous BBBJ and her beautiful kitty that seemingly every HUBGFEITE wants to perform daty on except for me. For some reason I've always hated performing daty on a woman. I told you guys I'm a nutty character.
Anyway at around 4:30 PM this afternoon I call Nikki the extremely personable phonegirl @RM and ask her who's available as I know that this time is late in the day for RM. Nikky tells me that Kristen is available and that it won't be until just after 6PM. I said to Nikki please book me for the half hour session. I realize that this will be Kristen's last appointment of the day.
So I get to the RM incall and I meet Kristen for the first time in over a year. I'm literally swept off my feet. Kristen is gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her sexy blond haircut is beautiful and her skin is flawless. Kristen's enhanced boobs are great and her abs are lean and toned. Her bum is also very firm and sexy. I start becoming dizzy with excitement and ask Kristen for a glass of water as I hit the showers to scrub up my viagra induced winslow Jr as well as my other naughty bits.
Here's where I make a fool of myself. Picture this scenerio. This vision of lovliness is in a red bikini ensemble that looks exquisite on her. I'm in definite la la land. I then ask Kristen if she could just give me a CBJ and that I wouldn't be performing any daty on her. Kristen looked at me like I was crazy. Which I definitely am. I also told Kristen that I just started taking viagra so I wanted to focus on full service for our short half an hour session.
Kristen recovers like the true legend she is. She starts giving Winslow jr a nice CBJ and then we move quickly on to full service. I last my now usual 10-15 minutes in full service with Kristen. We did all the usual positions. CG, RCG, doggy and I finally came inside the condom in Mish. Of course no DFK was on the menu but I knew that going in.
Kristen is a stunning woman but I really didn't feel much of a connection with her. I still had a great time though. Maybe it could have been the fact that it was Kristen's last appointment of the day? Or maybe not? I felt that I had a much better connection with Tyler two weeks ago. Maybe it was the fact that with Tyler I did a lot of DFK and with Kristen there was none?
I still found Kristen to be a great experience. After I came out of the shower following the end of the session we had a nice little chat. Kristen actually recommended three women at RM who I might like. Kristen recommended Allison, Luana and Symonne formerly of DM. That was a very classy thing of Kristen to do. I already told Kristen that I saw Tyler two weeks ago and Kristen told me that I had made a good choice in seeing Tyler.
I would repeat yet again with Kristen but not for a few months. However I can see why a lot of HUBGFEITES think that Kristen is a legend. Thanks for the nice afternoon Kristen. I really enjoyed your company.
This might be a bit controversial to say but I was kind of hesitant to see Kristen again because of my Larry David look alike family doctor. My family doctor looks exactly like Larry David of the show curb your enthusiasm and he has his sense of humor as well. Anyway I see Larry this week and he says to me Winslow I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
I say to my family doc that I want to hear the good news first. Larry says that I'm going to keep prescribing you Viagra. The bad news is that I don't want you getting anymore BBBJ's from any of the sps that you're going to see. Larry said that he's concerned about me catching an std such as urethritis or gonorreah etc. from the BBBJ's. I told Larry that I understood as I've been lasting in full service in my last 3 sp sessions for between 10 -15 minutes for the first time in my life. This improvement has all been due to the viagra. I'm now totally dependent on this little blue pill.
HUBGFEITES who are actually bored enough to be reading this review are probably wondering WTF does Larry David have to do with Kristen? I'll try and answer this earth shattering question for all of my two readers. As everybody on HUBGFE knows by now; Kristen's main claim to fame is her famous BBBJ and her beautiful kitty that seemingly every HUBGFEITE wants to perform daty on except for me. For some reason I've always hated performing daty on a woman. I told you guys I'm a nutty character.
Anyway at around 4:30 PM this afternoon I call Nikki the extremely personable phonegirl @RM and ask her who's available as I know that this time is late in the day for RM. Nikky tells me that Kristen is available and that it won't be until just after 6PM. I said to Nikki please book me for the half hour session. I realize that this will be Kristen's last appointment of the day.
So I get to the RM incall and I meet Kristen for the first time in over a year. I'm literally swept off my feet. Kristen is gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her sexy blond haircut is beautiful and her skin is flawless. Kristen's enhanced boobs are great and her abs are lean and toned. Her bum is also very firm and sexy. I start becoming dizzy with excitement and ask Kristen for a glass of water as I hit the showers to scrub up my viagra induced winslow Jr as well as my other naughty bits.
Here's where I make a fool of myself. Picture this scenerio. This vision of lovliness is in a red bikini ensemble that looks exquisite on her. I'm in definite la la land. I then ask Kristen if she could just give me a CBJ and that I wouldn't be performing any daty on her. Kristen looked at me like I was crazy. Which I definitely am. I also told Kristen that I just started taking viagra so I wanted to focus on full service for our short half an hour session.
Kristen recovers like the true legend she is. She starts giving Winslow jr a nice CBJ and then we move quickly on to full service. I last my now usual 10-15 minutes in full service with Kristen. We did all the usual positions. CG, RCG, doggy and I finally came inside the condom in Mish. Of course no DFK was on the menu but I knew that going in.
Kristen is a stunning woman but I really didn't feel much of a connection with her. I still had a great time though. Maybe it could have been the fact that it was Kristen's last appointment of the day? Or maybe not? I felt that I had a much better connection with Tyler two weeks ago. Maybe it was the fact that with Tyler I did a lot of DFK and with Kristen there was none?
I still found Kristen to be a great experience. After I came out of the shower following the end of the session we had a nice little chat. Kristen actually recommended three women at RM who I might like. Kristen recommended Allison, Luana and Symonne formerly of DM. That was a very classy thing of Kristen to do. I already told Kristen that I saw Tyler two weeks ago and Kristen told me that I had made a good choice in seeing Tyler.
I would repeat yet again with Kristen but not for a few months. However I can see why a lot of HUBGFEITES think that Kristen is a legend. Thanks for the nice afternoon Kristen. I really enjoyed your company.
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. Larry appears shocked and then blurts out; " you mean I went to medical school all these years to hear about escort review boards." I told you guys that Larry has a funny sense of humor.
