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Winslow

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Joined Dec 1, 2009
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This review of [email protected] is from late November 2009. This was my second time seeing Kristen. I have decided in the last month or so to go against my Doctor's advice and to start getting BBBJ's and performing Daty on sps. Anyway I thought I would post this review here on CAERF anyway.

This might be a bit controversial to say but I was kind of hesitant to see Kristen again because of my Larry David look alike family doctor. My family doctor looks exactly like Larry David of the show curb your enthusiasm and he has his sense of humor as well. Anyway I see Larry this week and he says to me Winslow I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

I say to my family doc that I want to hear the good news first. Larry says that I'm going to keep prescribing you Viagra. The bad news is that I don't want you getting anymore BBBJ's from any of the sps that you're going to see. Larry said that he's concerned about me catching an std such as urethritis or gonorreah etc. from the BBBJ's. I told Larry that I understood as I've been lasting in full service in my last 3 sp sessions for between 10 -15 minutes for the first time in my life. This improvement has all been due to the viagra. I'm now totally dependent on this little blue pill.

CAERFITES who are actually bored enough to be reading this review are probably wondering WTF does Larry David have to do with Kristen? I'll try and answer this earth shattering question for all of my two readers. As everybody on CAERF knows by now; Kristen's main claim to fame is her famous BBBJ and her beautiful kitty that seemingly every CAERFITE wants to perform daty on except for me. For some reason I've always hated performing daty on a woman. I told you guys I'm a nutty character.

Anyway at around 4:30 PM this afternoon I call Nikki the extremely personable phonegirl @RM and ask her who's available as I know that this time is late in the day for RM. Nikky tells me that Kristen is available and that it won't be until just after 6PM. I said to Nikki please book me for the half hour session. I realize that this will be Kristen's last appointment of the day.

So I get to the RM incall and I meet Kristen for the first time in over a year. I'm literally swept off my feet. Kristen is gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her sexy blond haircut is beautiful and her skin is flawless. Kristen's enhanced boobs are great and her abs are lean and toned. Her bum is also very firm and sexy. I start becoming dizzy with excitement and ask Kristen for a glass of water as I hit the showers to scrub up my viagra induced winslow Jr as well as my other naughty bits.

Here's where I make a fool of myself. Picture this scenerio. This vision of lovliness is in a red bikini ensemble that looks exquisite on her. I'm in definite la la land. I then ask Kristen if she could just give me a CBJ and that I wouldn't be performing any daty on her. Kristen looked at me like I was crazy. Which I definitely am. I also told Kristen that I just started taking viagra so I wanted to focus on full service for our short half an hour session.

Kristen recovers like the true legend she is. She starts giving Winslow jr a nice CBJ and then we move quickly on to full service. I last my now usual 10-15 minutes in full service with Kristen. We did all the usual positions. CG, RCG, doggy and I finally came inside the condom in Mish. Of course no DFK was on the menu but I knew that going in.

Kristen is a stunning woman but I really didn't feel much of a connection with her. I still had a great time though. Maybe it could have been the fact that it was Kristen's last appointment of the day? Or maybe not? I felt that I had a much better connection with Tyler two weeks ago. Maybe it was the fact that with Tyler I did a lot of DFK and with Kristen there was none?

I still found Kristen to be a great experience. After I came out of the shower following the end of the session we had a nice little chat. Kristen actually recommended three women at RM who I might like. Kristen recommended Allison, Luana and Symonne formerly of DM. That was a very classy thing of Kristen to do. I already told Kristen that I saw Tyler two weeks ago and Kristen told me that I had made a good choice in seeing Tyler.

I would repeat yet again with Kristen but not for a few months. However I can see why a lot of CAERFITES think that Kristen is a legend. Thanks for the nice afternoon Kristen. I really enjoyed your company.
 

forestgrumpy

Well-known member
Joined Feb 1, 2010
Messages 431
Thanks for sharing your good times some say her man mades are too hard, what do you say Winslow.
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
jagger said:
Great review mate too bad no DFK on her menu.

Thanks Jagger.

forestgrumpy said:
Thanks for sharing your good times some say her man mades are too hard, what do you say Winslow.

Thanks FG. I really like Kristen's manmades. I don't think that there too hard at all. I also really love Kristen's new pictures on the RM website.
 
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Beenthere123

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Yup winslow you did a legend. Boy do I miss her smooth skin. You know she is the daty queen of all time? Thanks again for another amazing review.
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
Beenthere123 said:
Yup winslow you did a legend. Boy do I miss her smooth skin. You know she is the daty queen of all time? Thanks again for another amazing review.

Thanks BT123. I realize that Kristen is the daty queen of all time. The next time that I see Kristen I will for sure perform daty on her or attempt to anyway:razz:. Guys on CAERF who like to see hot looking blonde sps should definitely book an appointment with Kristen. You won't be sorry.
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
billdong said:
How would you rate her facially winslow.

BD my facial ratings of sps are always on the high side but here goes. The following are my facial ratings of some of the sps that I've seen lately.

[email protected]/10 [email protected] ---9/10 [email protected] 8.5/10 [email protected] 8.25/10 Korean Min 8.75/10. I realize that looks are totally subjective but these facial ratings of these 5 beautiful sps that I've seen are my honest opinion and mine only:).

I fully understand that other hobbyists on CAERF would have a totally different opinion on these 5 sps. I guess that's what makes things interesting?
 

jumpingjackflash

Reviewer
Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 2,941
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm , great friggen show. So has Larry seen an increase in STD's in regards to BBBJ's that he has given you this advice? Just curious as I am a BBBJ kind of fellow?

Excellent review as usual Winslow!
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
Repoman said:
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm , great friggen show. So has Larry seen an increase in STD's in regards to BBBJ's that he has given you this advice? Just curious as I am a BBBJ kind of fellow?

Excellent review as usual Winslow!


Thanks Repoman. I also love Curb your Enthusiasm as well. Against my better judgment I'll tell you guys a funny story about Larry. I figure that I've already made a total fool of myself on CAERF so what difference will another story make:razz:?

I'll get to the BBBJ isssue in a little while. Anyway a few months ago I came clean to Larry that I was having trouble getting it up. Larry then runs all sorts of medical tests on me and concludes that my testosterone level is a bit low.

Too make a very long story short Larry then writes me a prescription for Viagra. Larry then says, "wait a minute;" " why do you need viagra anyways because as far as I know you're not even married or even dating anyone at the moment."

I then come clean to Larry about the review boards:lol:. Larry appears shocked and then blurts out; " you mean I went to medical school all these years to hear about escort review boards." I told you guys that Larry has a funny sense of humor.

Larry has been married to the same woman for many years and I don't think he cheats but I could be wrong. LMAO. Anyway I also confess to Larry that I see a lot of different sps. That's when Larry gives me the BBBJ and daty lecture. Larry did say that some of his other patients have gotten some stds from both BBBJ and Daty but that there's no conclusive proof one way or another.

Too make another very long story short; Larry now let's me use my own discretion with sps on a case by case basis as to whether I get a BBBJ or perform Daty on them or not? My apologies for the long winded response.
 

Raiden

Reviewer
Joined Nov 6, 2009
Messages 6,565
Love the show as well and a very entertaining thread and review Winslow!
 

clintE

Senior Member
Joined Dec 27, 2009
Messages 575
Winslow said:
Thanks Repoman. I also love Curb your Enthusiasm as well. Against my better judgment I'll tell you guys a funny story about Larry. I figure that I've already made a total fool of myself on CAERF so what difference will another story make:razz:?

I'll get to the BBBJ isssue in a little while. Anyway a few months ago I came clean to Larry that I was having trouble getting it up. Larry then runs all sorts of medical tests on me and concludes that my testosterone level is a bit low.

Too make a very long story short Larry then writes me a prescription for Viagra. Larry then says, "wait a minute;" " why do you need viagra anyways because as far as I know you're not even married or even dating anyone at the moment."

I then come clean to Larry about the review boards:lol:. Larry appears shocked and then blurts out; " you mean I went to medical school all these years to hear about escort review boards." I told you guys that Larry has a funny sense of humor.

Larry has been married to the same woman for many years and I don't think he cheats but I could be wrong. LMAO. Anyway I also confess to Larry that I see a lot of different sps. That's when Larry gives me the BBBJ and daty lecture. Larry did say that some of his other patients have gotten some stds from both BBBJ and Daty but that there's no conclusive proof one way or another.

Too make another very long story short; Larry now let's me use my own discretion with sps on a case by case basis as to whether I get a BBBJ or perform Daty on them or not? My apologies for the long winded response.

:lol::lol: Funny
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
mynameismo said:
You are hilarious Winslow what field of work you are in?.


Myname I'm trying to break into stand-up comedy but I'm not having much success so far:razz:.
 

olayda

Well-known member
Joined Jan 5, 2010
Messages 320
Looks like more than two guys read your post.

Good thing cuz it was excellent. You're an honest reviewer W. It's refreshing. Either every guy on this board is Studs McSteel ( yours truly included ) or they're not willing to share the sometimes less 'legendary' aspects of their session.

I will strive to do the same. Thanks for the review dude.
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
olayda said:
Looks like more than two guys read your post.

Good thing cuz it was excellent. You're an honest reviewer W. It's refreshing. Either every guy on this board is Studs McSteel ( yours truly included ) or they're not willing to share the sometimes less 'legendary' aspects of their session.

I will strive to do the same. Thanks for the review dude.


Thanks for the kind words Olayda. I've made so many mistakes in this hobby that I might as well laugh about it. Yet I've had enough good experiences in the hobby to keep at it.
 

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