I've been told...................

[MisterAsianLover]

This line always making me laugh my ass off.

I went to dinner with a lady last night and she started telling me how great she is. She started talking:

'I've been told.........'.

Well, FYI ladies:

If you are a woman, you MUST have heard every compliment imagineable. Guys want sex from you, so they will give you as many compliments as they can because compliments are basically 'free' and easy to replenish. It doesn't make it true.

 

[papasmerf]

Did yu tell her you like the way she was eating her Happy Meal?

 

[MisterAsianLover]

Did yu tell her you like the way she was eating her Happy Meal?

In all seriousness Papasmerf, you will get more mileage with a lady by taking her to a low-end restaurant than you will by taking her to an expensive restaurant.

I took my wife to Pizza Pizza on our first date. My Shenzhen girlfriend bought me dinner on our first date.

 

[papasmerf]

In all seriousness Papasmerf, you will get more mileage with a lady by taking her to a low-end restaurant than you will by taking her to an expensive restaurant.

I took my wife to Pizza Pizza on our first date. My Shenzhen girlfriend bought me dinner on our first date.

It is called showing you are relaxed around her.

By not trying to show pretense you are feigning focus on her.

Also sharing a favorite grazing pasture is personal.

 

[User-E]

If 'I've been told ...' the same thing repeatedly by dozens or even hundreds of clients, does that mean they've all told identical lies?

Ridiculous.

:wink2:

 

[peace]

MAL,
Pizza Pizza :no::no: There are better pizza places out there...rare but they are out there.

 

[God]

Well, FYI ladies:

If you are a woman, you MUST have heard every compliment imagineable. Guys want sex from you, so they will give you as many compliments as they can because compliments are basically 'free' and easy to replenish. It doesn't make it true.

Can't believe I have to agree with you for once.

 

[peace]

SO what about when a woman gives a compliment to a man.......

 

[User-E]

Can't believe I have to agree with you for once.

Has hell frozen over?? :SayWhat?:

 

[Prim0]

SO what about when a woman gives a compliment to a man.......

Like "oooh, you're sooooo big!"

 

[DigglerII]

I used to say I like how you smell and look. Always got the cold shoulder, guess they can see right through me.

 

[Lobby]

I've been told.

 

[Johnnybegood]

If 'I've been told ...' the same thing repeatedly by dozens or even hundreds of clients, does that mean they've all told identical lies?

Ridiculous.

:wink2:

What are the men telling you is their favorite part?

 

[oldguyzer]

I've been told.

So true...