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INCREDIBLE FEELINGS THAT AREN'T SEXUAL

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Roanic

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Joined Nov 15, 2014
Messages 93
50. Sticking a Q-tip in your ear, even though you know you shouldn't

49. Finally sneezing after a few failed attempts

48. Scratching that part of your back that you can never reach

47. Getting a haircut without having to speak to your barber

46. Taking your pants off after a long day at work

45. Waking up thinking it’s Wednesday, but then realizing it's Saturday

44. Peeling an apple in one long strip

43. Cracking all of your knuckles

42. Peeling dried skin off of a sunburn

41. Peeling off a price tag without any residual glue

40. Flipping your pillow over so you can sleep on the cool side

39. When someone you don’t want to hang out with cancels the plans you made

38. Popping all the bubble wrap

37. When the delivery guy buzzes your door 20 minutes before he was supposed to get there

36. Pooping after holding it in for the last hour of a long car ride

35. The series finale of Breaking Bad

34. Putting on freshly dried, warm clothes

33. Walking on grass barefoot

32. Watching a movie on your laptop in bed during a storm

31. Looking at your phone and seeing “Hey, you up?” from someone you’re into

30. That new Adele song


29. Making a totally appropriate “Hotline Bling” reference

28. Getting retweeted by someone really cool, like Usher. Or a really close friend of Usher.

27. When a friend can't finish their ice cream sundae and asks you if you want the rest

26. When you successfully un-send an embarrassing email

25. Peeing after six beers

24. Peeing after sex. And probably multiple beers as well.

23. Unwrapping a Reese’s cup without losing any vital chocolate on the bottom of the wrapper

22. Opening up an overly full bag of chips

21. The opening credits from any Star Wars movie. Even the bad ones.

20. Looking at this puppy

19. Finding money in a jacket you haven't worn in months

18. Spending that money on a delicious ice cream sundae

17. Scratching a mosquito bite even though you know you shouldn't

16. Farting and getting away with it

15. When you’re congested and your nostrils suddenly open up

14. When you have water in your ear and it suddenly drains out

13. Sleeping on freshly washed sheets

12. Putting on a brand-new pair of socks

11. Getting your head massage

10. A cold beer on a hot day

9. A hot toddy on a cold day

8. Popping a pimple

7. Stretching backwards over your chair and cracking your entire back

6. Getting the chills from a climactic movie scene even though you've seen it before

5. Finally getting rid of that goddamn thing stuck in your teeth

4. A really big, satisfying yawn

3. Peeling the protective plastic off of the screens of your new electronics

2. Shower beer

1. Getting to the end of a long list, sharing said list on Facebook, and, as a result, your unrequited crush messages you and says you absolutely need to start dating

Eventually you two have sex. However, that's not part of the list.





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Undoing a bra after wearing it all day.

Taking off a pair of high heels.
 

A B S

Senior Member
Joined Aug 12, 2013
Messages 167
Picking your nose and getting out a winner while no one is watching.
 

Prim0

Senior Member
Joined Jun 29, 2010
Messages 10,859
Walking into a cool, air conditioned room after being out in hot muggy weather.
 
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Boing

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The look at my dog's face when I tell him we are going for a walk.
 
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That feeling when you take the first sip of a perfect cup of coffee.
 

RayFinkel

Senior Member
Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 1,072
When you hear a car door shut, so you look through your window and realize she's actually hotter than her backpage pics.



Except if she's Asian. 'Cause 99.999999999999999999999999999999999% are fake ads.
 

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