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Important announcement Proposed Penis Tax

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Joined Nov 4, 2009
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One of the only things the Government hasn't taxed yet is the Penis.
This is due to the fact that:

• 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.
• 20% of the time it's pissed off.
• 30% of the time it's in a hole.
On top of all this, it had 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1999, Penises will be taxed according to size.
To determine the category of how you will be taxed, please consult the chart below and confirm this information of Page 2,Section 7, Line 3, of the standard income tax form.

10 to 12 inches* ---Luxury Tax ----$50.00
8 to 10 inches ----Pole Tax--------$30.00
6 to 8 inches -----Privilege Tax----$15.00
4 to 6 inches -----Nuisance Tax----$5.00

Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not request an extension!
* Males exceeding 12 inches must file a Capital Gains tax form.

Knight Rider

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Joined Nov 14, 2009
Messages 1,471
Re: Important announcement Proposed Penis Tax

Ahh, the life of a penis. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him!


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Joined Dec 17, 2009
Messages 290
Re: Important announcement Proposed Penis Tax

:lol: :lol: Good find RL, KR you have to feel sorry for the prick.
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