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I am jealous of women and their ease at gaining weight

Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,478
When I was in HS, I was 140 pounds.

I ate an average amount of food, but I burned those calories VERY FAST.

I went through the ridicule where women (especially) would make fun of my weight and tell me I was 'too skinny'. Ironic thing is that fat chicks often made fun of my weight moreso than regular or skinny weighted chicks.

Even today, although I eat as many as 5 meals a day and up to 2 kg of food a day, I cant keep weight on. I am very active in terms of exercising and working and the like, but still at over 3000 calories per day, I should be able to reach 200 pounds.

Right now, I am at 170 pounds. I want to get to 190 pounds.

I see women gain weight SO EASILY. The average woman can eat 1500 calories and gain weight. Most women, from my observations, only eat 2 meals a day. And they still gain weight.

I really wish I had everything I do today in terms of being a male, but I wish I had the weight gain ease of the typical woman. They are lucky in this regard. They just don't realize it.
 

papasmerf

Senior Member
Joined Aug 9, 2010
Messages 33,614
The secret to weight gain is to eat like you are not afraid of dying.

You should eat a minimum of 8 ounces of Carbs
8 ounces of Red Meat
Nothing green, yellow or red.
At every meal.

Beer and Wine 12 to 24 ounces twice per day.

Do this for a month and I promise you will see results.
 
Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,478
I dont drink alcohol - consider it unheathy.

I don't drink, smoke or do anything vice like:

except use drugs and see escorts. But escorts are healthy for any man and drugs......................well...........they make me feel good.
 
Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,478
Okay I'll bite.

What type of drugs are we talking about here?

Well, these days, I mostly take Codeine.

But, I like any type of sedative or mood enhancer. As long as it is safe to take.

I like taking stuff that is either prescription or naturally grown because I can verify its safety and pureness. I don't take street drugs because there is too much unhealthy fillers in that shit.

I don't understand why people smoke crack or use meth. So unhealthy.
 
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cristycurves

Guest
omg I cant believe the stuff this guy says and @Escape I too can eat and eat and don't put on much weight, I eat tons of healthy and junk food, good metabolism I suppose, but then again I should ask MAL, as he seems to know ALL women and how they work. So MAL how come Escape and I can eat and not gain, we're women:)
 

oldguyzer

Reviewer
Joined Jun 19, 2011
Messages 15,066
omg I cant believe the stuff this guy says and @Escape I too can eat and eat and don't put on much weight, I eat tons of healthy and junk food, good metabolism I suppose, but then again I should ask MAL, as he seems to know ALL women and how they work. So MAL how come Escape and I can eat and not gain, we're women:)

Some people's metabolisms are geared better than others. I can eat tons and tone and remain almost the same weight (having fluctuated by more than 5 pounds in 30 years).

As for MAL..take him with a grain of salt. He's been here before, and will be again. As long as he's entertaining and not offensive (he was in previous incarnations) I think the Mods tolerate him.
 
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