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Cycleguy007

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a 1 player said:
But the kids are home and the GF is out. Dammit!:grrrrrr:
Lock yourself in the bathroom, rub one out... :shock: The feeling will pass soon enough!
 

a 1 player

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Cycleguy007 said:
Lock yourself in the bathroom, rub one out... :shock: The feeling will pass soon enough!
Yeah, but not nearly as fun without porn.
 

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Haveanitch said:
No magazine in the area, even comic books?.
With the internet, who the hell needs a good skin mag? Oops, I guess I do.
 

Rock

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a 1 player said:
With the internet, who the hell needs a good skin mag? Oops, I guess I do.

Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:
 

randygirl

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I watch porn on my iTouch! lol Got anything smaller than a desktop? :)

lol @ banana peel
 
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Cycleguy007

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Rock said:
Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:

I know of "someone" that would not approve of the use of fruits and vegetables as sexual aides... :shock: :roll:

Banana peel eh? Hmpf... even "I" haven't thought of that! LOL!
 

Hardon1

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Rock said:
Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:

LOL ever tried it with chocolate donuts. :shock:
 
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lagavulin

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Hardon1 said:
LOL ever tried it with chocolate donuts. :shock:

Hole is too small; but a dozen Montreal bagels looks impressive :gasp:
 
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Cycleguy007

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tboy said:
Or a sheep?

I know I know, that's baaaaa d



:shock:
 

FRED

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Cycleguy007 said:
I know of "someone" that would not approve of the use of fruits and vegetables as sexual aides... :shock: :roll:

Banana peel eh? Hmpf... even "I" haven't thought of that! LOL!

It looks like to me you are the one with a pickle up your ass and a plate of sour grapes.
 

randygirl

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FRED said:
It looks like to me you are the one with a pickle up your ass and a plate of sour grapes.

hahahaha....Wow, such hostility!

A whopping six posts and all used to stalk CG. Who's got sour grapes again?
 
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Cycleguy007

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FRED said:
It looks like to me you are the one with a pickle up your ass and a plate of sour grapes.
Na... pickles are too small! CUCUMBERS! Now you're talking!


Keep posting toughb... I missed our little chats since you disappeared and became a "mod", (and I use the term loosely...) However, please realize that every time you post, you further prove my banning from the other place was nothing more than a personal vendetta you have against me... (for what reason, I do not know...).

But don't worry... I won't be going back there... most of the cool people are here now anyway! :)

(By the way... I'm eating grapes RIGHT NOW! LOL Really! They're kinda sweet actually... and also contain high levels of potassium and Vitamin C, to keep my heart healthy and functioning well while Vitamin C boosts up our defenses against illnesses! Haven't been sick for going on 5 years now toughb... you may wanna try some!)

randygirl said:
hahahaha....Wow, such hostility!

A whopping six posts and all used to stalk CG. Who's got sour grapes again?
Well one of them was a direct insult towards The Dean... (which will get you banned on other boards I might add... under the guise of "mocking the mods"! )

Well I've finished the grapes, now I have a banana! Now what should I do with the peel? :shock:
 

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