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IN-Call Evelyn at Maximum- Confessions of a horny man

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RedLight

Well-known member
Joined Nov 4, 2009
Messages 255
I have a confession to make. I get Horny. I was overcome by another wave of severe horniness the other day. One of the worst bouts yet. I tried my best to fight it because Finances are not the greatest these days. I took some Tylenol, laid down with a cold wet cloth on my forehead, and tried to conjure up images of Rosie Odonnell (always an effective erection suppressor.) This helped for a while but the dam had broke and even the cold wet cloth was starting to arouse me. Hell soon even Rosie was posing naked in my mind. There was no denying the waking monster within me. I was soon a molten hot inferno of need. I thought of chaining myself to the wall, No use. There was no denying that “Redlight was going to get laid”.

Despite my fevered state, I was going to do this right. I get good advice from some of the greatest sexperts and pussy obsessed minds ever to walk this planet. Yes I am talking about CAERF Incall reviewers. Love Gods every one of them. The worlds foremost experts in the art of the MSOG. Men who can reduce the most sex hardened Service Professionals to lingerie clad balls of over-pleasured, quivering joy. These boys know what they are talking about on this review board.

I chose Maximum Pleasure because of some recent successes there. I told the phone guy that I wanted somebody hot. I told him “Dude I’m horny”. So he suggested a new girl named Evelin. Evelin??? Not exactly a luxury car name like Porsche or Mercedes. How good could she be with a name like that? I would have settled for a major world City like one of the many Paris’ or a London? Not even any of the 17 Jordans in the market were available? I explained to the phone dude how I could have gone to see anybody today. Gennevieve, Noir, Kareena. Real Hooker names. I could have called Mirage and seen a whole lineup of beauties with names like Jemma, Chantel, Raquelle, or any other girl in the industry with a name ending in elle. And he was offering me a girl name Evelin? When I told him that my grandmothers name was Evelyn, he responded “What agency does she work for?” But the madness was upon me and when I started getting visuals of my grandmother prancing naked in my head I knew I had better take the first woman I could get.

Evelin as it turns out is a very pretty and friendly woman in her early twenties. She is pretty but with a slutty kind of rougher edge to her. I mean this in a good way. She was Perfect. She told me that I was about to have the best time of my life. Just what the doctor ordered. Really a great Kisser for you DFK fanatics. Tasted some cig smoke but WTF. She got right into it with me just like a girlfriend. We took it to the bed and she gave me a great blow job. She has a nice technique and there was DT and BLS in the mix. Mish was well received according to her moans and encouragement. Hey wait a minute who is servicing who around here? She has a really nice figure with fantastic 34Cs so FS was hot in Mish and reverse CG. Man she knows how to move her ass on you in reverse CG. Evelin had a great attitude, her service was top shelf and she siphoned the horniness right out of me. I will visit Evelin again when my horny demons return. RL
 

Winslow

Reviewer
Joined Dec 1, 2009
Messages 3,967
Awesome review Redlight and thanks for the laughs. You have an excellent writing style.
 

Knight Rider

Well-known member
Joined Nov 14, 2009
Messages 1,471
Awesome review, RedLight! I can relate to the pangs of hornyness that you experienced. It has been 6 long weeks for me :cry:
 

jagger

Well-known member
Joined Feb 7, 2010
Messages 173
:lol::lol:

You are a funny man Redlight, thanks for TOFTT. Why is the writing smaller on your last paragraph.
 
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Senor Gomes

Guest
When I told him that my grandmothers name was Evelyn, he responded “What agency does she work for?”

:lol:

Very amusing RL, is Greek on her menu?
 

clintE

Senior Member
Joined Dec 27, 2009
Messages 575
:lol: That was awesome RL hope to see more of your reviews, you have an edge to your reviews.
 
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