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Discalimer - going forward

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Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,482
It's amazing to me that people insult, mock and otherwise tell me my posts don't matter. Yet, SO MANY people read my posts, even members of other boards who pretend as though they don't.

I was scheduled to see an escort this evening. She gave me plenty of indication she had been reading my posts on CAERF, even though she is not a registered member (under her working name at least).

She basically scolded me through text as I was driving to see her and the appointment fell through - I didn't see her. I had an appointment with her, then I had to adjust my arrival because of traffic, then she started screaming at me about everything I had written on the board.

Fucking ridiculous. Escorts sure seem to get jealous considering they fuck 80 guys a month. Makes no sense.

Going forward:

Everything I write on this site is for enteratinment and is based upon fictional accounts. Just like a creative writer. I have never done anything I have ever written on this board. I am still a virgin, never taken drugs and I believe that gays, women and children contribute the most to society while straight, white males are the dependent ones. I also go to church on Sunday and believe that police officers are honest people.

I am going to stick to fucking massage parlour attendants. They are MUCH LESS hassle.
 

Curly

Senior Member
Joined Oct 6, 2010
Messages 2,288
You got us all fooled. Free entertainment is always a good thing but will you change your thoughts tomorrow Hmmmmmm
 

Madman

Reviewer
Joined Aug 12, 2011
Messages 17,543
I love the video and yes, why did you tell her your handle.

When I'm asked I always say I'm DannyDevito:Crying2:
 

Maurice Boscorelli

Senior Member
Joined May 30, 2010
Messages 19,337
She basically scolded me through text as I was driving to see her and the appointment fell through - I didn't see her. I had an appointment with her, then I had to adjust my arrival because of traffic, then she started screaming at me about everything I had written on the board. .

And this surprises you does it?
 

peace

Reviewer
Joined Dec 23, 2010
Messages 29,082
When I'm asked I always say I'm DannyDevito:Crying2:
No wonder you need papasmerf to lock you up. You should have said Maurice based on the female handlers' opinions of him. :good: (Sorry I like women ony)
 
Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,482
She texted me 7 times early this morning - close to 1 a.m.

Won't read it. I know it is just going to be hate.

Women can never let things go.
 
Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,482
One reason why i gave up driving a car (I live in a city). Stick with biking and freedom. If needed, can rent a car. However im sure some people have no choice but to drive.

The pussy I seek is in Toronto. Everything else is within 10 km of where I live.
 
Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,482
To the escort that I was scheduled to see yesterday:

I was stuck in traffic yesterday. I have no control over that. Sometimes, it takes me 60 minutes to reach Toronto, sometimes it takes me 210 minutes to reach Toronto. When I called you to tell you I would be late and to push the appointment back, I wasn't lieing to you. I wanted to see you, but I can't phsyically move my car past the other cars on the road.

No need to text me 15 messages layered with insults.

No need to label me dangerous and tell me you are scared of me, plus tell your friends I am dangerous just because I was stuck in traffic and couldn't make it on time.
 

Anto

Senior Member
Joined Jan 11, 2012
Messages 2,472
I must say you are entertaining though. not sure if that is a good thing or not.
 
Joined Sep 10, 2015
Messages 1,482
I must say you are entertaining though. not sure if that is a good thing or not.

Yesterday was tough on me. The escort I was scheduled to meet really gave me a hard time (not the hard time I was anticipating).

In fact, the escort is a genuinely immature asshole. But, I think most women are the same, so it is hard for me to single out the bad ones and only concentrate on the supposedly good ones. It's more a matter of the lesser of two evils.
 
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