Death and Sex

[olayda]

A couple of days ago a distant family friend died and I am the executor of the will.
Today I was at the funeral home talking to the director Melanie.

Melanie is about 5'7" pretty smile with straight straw blonde hair. She's wearing a tight black dress with a short black jacket,patterned stockings and black heels. Nails are painted cherry red.
As she's walking up the stairs ahead of me, all I can think of is DFK and grabbing that ass - rubbing those stockings up under her dress to her naked thighs. My lord, I would have fucked her in a coffin.

What the hell is wrong with me? :|:?:

 

[Beenthere123]

The same thing that is wrong with me and others here we were born with too many sick genes, blame your parents bud.

 

[olayda]

Glad you're as twisted as me brother
( probably a bit more )

 

[Wilsonjso]

The same thing that is wrong with me and others here we were born with too many sick genes, blame your parents bud.

Ditto

 

[Duke69]

There is nothing wrong with you Olayda you are normal, where you walking with a stiff during the funeral?

 

[RayFinkel]

You think thats sick.

I once tried to pick up a chick at a funeral by saying:

"Hey! Why so sad, don't you realize the first three letters in funeral?" :razz:

 

[iceman_dci]

You think thats sick.

I once tried to pick up a chick at a funeral by saying:

"Hey! Why so sad, don't you realize the first three letters in funeral?" :razz:

HAHAHA...The sympathy fuck, almost as good as the Wedding fuck...WOOT!!

The same thing that is wrong with me and others here we were born with too many sick genes, blame your parents bud.

I second that.

So I'm in this all day meeting today and one of the chicks in there is about 27, short brunette hair, cute face, killer body and as we're walking in to the Board Room, I let her go in first so I could scope out her ass ... I did the same thinking as Big O...fuck I'd love to stuff my face between those ass cheeks and DATO; she caught me scoping her out throughout the meeting and just smiled...I want her

Yep, we're all sick fucks

 

[Hugojoe]

I confess sick fuck here.

 

[mynameismo]

I confess sick fuck here.

With you and others.

 

[olayda]

There is nothing wrong with you Olayda you are normal, where you walking with a stiff during the funeral?

Yeah, rigor mortis

 

[Judge]

You Olayda are a true brother. I have dreams about my assistant and she keeps coming to work with low cleavage tops.

 

[neverenoughsex]

Olayda brought Melanie back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, "Call me when he grows up."

 

[Beenthere123]

Olayda brought Melanie back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, "Call me when he grows up."

:idea: Just though of a new Thread.

 

[PAINT THE TAINT]

funeral crashers

funeral crashers

olayda that reminds me of this scene from wedding crashers. classic!

 

[Sperminator]

A couple of days ago a distant family friend died and I am the executor of the will.
Today I was at the funeral home talking to the director Melanie.

Melanie is about 5'7" pretty smile with straight straw blonde hair. She's wearing a tight black dress with a short black jacket,patterned stockings and black heels. Nails are painted cherry red.
As she's walking up the stairs ahead of me, all I can think of is DFK and grabbing that ass - rubbing those stockings up under her dress to her naked thighs. My lord, I would have fucked her in a coffin.

What the hell is wrong with me? :|:?:

I think you were just overcome with grief. Very healthy reaction.

 

[olayda]

Olayda brought Melanie back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, "Call me when he grows up."

really fuckin cute

 

[BigAbe]

Olayda brought Melanie back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, "Call me when he grows up."

 

[Schmuck]

You Olayda are a true brother. I have dreams about my assistant and she keeps coming to work with low cleavage tops.

You can have my assistant Judge reminds me of Rosie Odonnell.

 

[Smooth]

Olayda, I hope you are at least receiving some hobby change from the inheritance. Maybe you will be able to give Demien a run for his money if your long lost relative leaves you a bundle! That would be the first thing running through my mind if I were in your shoes, so see my friend WE ARE ALL SICK FUCKERS!!!