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tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
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I actually tried this once on a hottie in the frozen foods section at loblaws:

You walk up to her and show her your shopping list and point to the last item and say: excuse me, i'm kind of lost here, do you know if I could find this in this aisle?

On the list you write:

soul mate
 

randygirl

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Joined Jun 3, 2010
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tboy, did that work? It's so lame that it's charming. It would get a coffee out of me, for sure.

An aboriginal guy to me at the bar where I worked, "Hey, hun...If you ever want a status card, you know where to find me!".

:roll:
 

a 1 player

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Joined Jun 6, 2010
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Me: Hi, what's your name?
Her: Jennifer
Me: Great, now I know what to scream when I'm rubbing one out tonight.


Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: I have a goldfish
Her: What???
Me: Sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Me: You know, your eyes are a perfect match to my comforter.
 

a 1 player

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tboy said:
I actually tried this once on a hottie in the frozen foods section at loblaws:

You walk up to her and show her your shopping list and point to the last item and say: excuse me, i'm kind of lost here, do you know if I could find this in this aisle?

On the list you write:

soul mate
Shit, that is totally something I'd do.
 

tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
Messages 9,197
randygirl said:
tboy, did that work? It's so lame that it's charming. It would get a coffee out of me, for sure.

An aboriginal guy to me at the bar where I worked, "Hey, hun...If you ever want a status card, you know where to find me!".

:roll:

I got a laugh and she said something like, "cute" and walked away......
 

Brocklee

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Joined Feb 1, 2010
Messages 298
I used this line at a girl at campus the other day.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

It didn't work.
 

4tees

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Joined Mar 5, 2010
Messages 13
Once went to a bar that had board games and a dictionary on display behind it. When the waitress came to our table to take our order, I said "I'll have a gin and tonic and the dictionary behind the bar." Looking surprised, she brought both over, and then I looked up the word "beautiful" in the dictionary and said "Your picture should be here." It worked fairly well...
 

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