Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
tboy said:This isn't exactly a pickup line but I was in LavaLife Chat one night and sent a PM to this lady.
Sorry, but I want a man with a full head of hair.
Well, I'd like a woman without saggy boobs too but at our age, that ain't gonna happen!
To top it off, she replied: that was kind of harsh
I said: not any harsher than rejecting me because I'm bald!!!