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Madmax

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Joined Feb 13, 2010
Messages 660
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
 

tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
Messages 9,200
I actually tried this once on a hottie in the frozen foods section at loblaws:

You walk up to her and show her your shopping list and point to the last item and say: excuse me, i'm kind of lost here, do you know if I could find this in this aisle?

On the list you write:

soul mate
 

randygirl

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Joined Jun 3, 2010
Messages 342
tboy, did that work? It's so lame that it's charming. It would get a coffee out of me, for sure.

An aboriginal guy to me at the bar where I worked, "Hey, hun...If you ever want a status card, you know where to find me!".

:roll:
 

a 1 player

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Joined Jun 6, 2010
Messages 4,905
Me: Hi, what's your name?
Her: Jennifer
Me: Great, now I know what to scream when I'm rubbing one out tonight.


Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: I have a goldfish
Her: What???
Me: Sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Me: You know, your eyes are a perfect match to my comforter.
 

Howiediddot

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Joined Mar 23, 2010
Messages 64
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
 

a 1 player

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Joined Jun 6, 2010
Messages 4,905
tboy said:
I actually tried this once on a hottie in the frozen foods section at loblaws:

You walk up to her and show her your shopping list and point to the last item and say: excuse me, i'm kind of lost here, do you know if I could find this in this aisle?

On the list you write:

soul mate
Shit, that is totally something I'd do.
 

tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
Messages 9,200
randygirl said:
tboy, did that work? It's so lame that it's charming. It would get a coffee out of me, for sure.

An aboriginal guy to me at the bar where I worked, "Hey, hun...If you ever want a status card, you know where to find me!".

:roll:

I got a laugh and she said something like, "cute" and walked away......
 

Rock

Senior Member
Joined Jan 31, 2010
Messages 115
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

If it doesn't work you are guaranteed a smile.
 

clintE

Senior Member
Joined Dec 27, 2009
Messages 575
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
 

Brocklee

Reviewer
Joined Feb 1, 2010
Messages 298
I used this line at a girl at campus the other day.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

It didn't work.
 

4tees

Member
Joined Mar 5, 2010
Messages 13
Once went to a bar that had board games and a dictionary on display behind it. When the waitress came to our table to take our order, I said "I'll have a gin and tonic and the dictionary behind the bar." Looking surprised, she brought both over, and then I looked up the word "beautiful" in the dictionary and said "Your picture should be here." It worked fairly well...
 

Tyrell

Senior Member
Joined May 21, 2010
Messages 190
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
 

tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
Messages 9,200
or the ever popular:

In a noisy bar:
tickle your cunt with a feather?

WHAT DID YOU SAY???

typical country WEATHER!!!!!
 
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Guido

Guest
I like to use, baby I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Works all the time. The only warning is be ready to duck and run if necessary.
 
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