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barotti

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Joined Jun 5, 2010
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So you had a great time with your ATF and you came home, your GF/Wife wants to go at it too. What excuses you use or you just fake it?
 

a 1 player

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I have never used an excuse in my life, I just say that I am not in the mood. And before someone else says it, yes there are times a man might not be in the mood.
 

tboy

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Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)
 
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Cycleguy007

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tboy said:
Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

Perfect solution... Boxer Briefs:
 
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iceman_dci

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tboy said:
Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

 
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Demien2k5

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tboy said:
Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

You sound like one of those really old wrinkly dudes I see at the gym sloggin' slowly around the changeroom buck nakid' with their ballsac draggin' along the carpet between their ankles after getting out of the whirlpool...ROTFLMAO! :arf:
 

Brad Pitt

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Joined Jun 11, 2010
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If you've seen our movie 'Mr and Mrs Smith', you would know that Angelina is not one to fuck with in terms of lame excuses. So I am just honest, I tell her I left my detachable penis somewhere and that she would be an insensitive bee-otch to hassle me about it. It's my dick, for christs sake, be worried woman. I even wrote a song about it, released under a pseudonym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
 
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Cycleguy007

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tboy said:
yeah yeah yeah, keep em coming.......
You might wanna get that looked at by a professional dude...



:shock:
 

tboy

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Joined Jun 2, 2010
Messages 9,200
Cycleguy007 said:
You might wanna get that looked at by a professional dude...



:shock:

I've had them looked at by many professionals, namely:
Racheal from TP
Tricia from cupids
Bree from Cupids
just to name a few.....
 
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Cycleguy007

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Ang said:
Did Mrs CG take that pic??:gasp:
Nope, she took this one:



tboy said:
I've had them looked at by many professionals, namely:
Racheal from TP
Tricia from cupids
Bree from Cupids
just to name a few.....

EXCELLENT RESPONSE tboy!!!! :great:

(I set them up... you knock them down! LOL)
 

Iambad

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Joined Jan 28, 2010
Messages 899
Calling homos Ang and CG, please get a room.



CG one to the right.
 

Ang

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Joined Jan 20, 2010
Messages 3,127
Iambad said:
Calling homos Ang and CG, please get a room.



CG one to the right.
And that's not me either....I'm much more romantic than that!!....and fatter:arf:
 

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